Brandon Pierce
10-24-2001, 02:45 AM
[CN Satellite, Gotlucky and Happy Heathen have laser guns in their hands facing toward the camera]
Gotlucky: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Happy Heathen: Sorry, gotta reload 9he shoots off-camera)
Gotlucky: That slime-butt won't get away this time!
Happy: Hey! That was my target!
Gotlucky (imitating Falco from Starfox 64): I ain't your buddy, go away! (jon enters)
Jon: What's up guys?
Happy: Shooting some aliens who were attacking our ship.
Gotlucky: Stinkey aliens.
Jon: Well, did you guys look up the Electric Encyclopedia to see if they were dangerous?
Happy: Well, we would do that, but Brandon burned it trying to perform that death trick that daffy did in Show Biz Bugs!
Jon: We'll be right back.
[Commercial]
[After commercial]
Jon: Be careful! That ship looks loaded!
Gotlucky: Ahh, that puny ship! Ha! I laugh at its size! (heathen and gotlucky laugh)
Happy: Hey! There's earth. What say I ram this thing into the earth's core!
Jon: Wellllll, escaping from the CN Satellite means no more rare, uncut cartoons....
Gotlucky: Ahhh, what's more important? Cartoons or family down on earth who I'm sure are worried about you? (button flashes)
Jon: Bob Denver and Alan Hale Jr. are calling. (hits button)
[CN Labs, a woman is down in the lab with turner and scannell]
Scannell: Hello, Jim Davis! You're probably wondering about the chick.
[CN Satellite, Jon has a cardboard cut out of Egghead Jr. on the desk]
Jon: Yes, I was wondering about that. Does he do other people's homework?
[CN Labs]
Scannell: Not that chick! (woman steps forward) This chick.
Arlene: Oh, you flatterer.
Scannel: I'd like you to meet--
[CN Satellite]
Thad: Fudd-ona?
Jon: Ellaine Bennet?
Brandon: Carole Lombard? (everyone looks at brandon) What?!
[CN Labs]
Arlene: No, I'm Arelen Klasky. The creator of The Rugrats.
[CN Satellite]
Brandon: Wow! I didn't regognize you with that face-lift! (everyone laughs)
[CN Labs]
Arlene: Oh, very funny!
Turner: She's here to help us with our experiment. When she found out one of our captives was an obsessive fan of Angry Beavers she was delighted to help.
Scannell: So,now you creeps have three people torchering you!
Turner: What shall we send them, My Sweet?
[CN Satellite]
Jon: Well this is just, (alarm goes off) oh we got LT SIGN!!! (they leave)
[Rugrats episode, "The Big House"]
[After cartoon]
Jon: Oh, I could just puke!
Matthew: You know what was sickening was-- (alarm goes off)
Jon: Oh, now that wasn't even 3 seconds! (they leave)
[Rugrats version of "Bosko's Soda Fountain"]
[after cartoon]
Kiddiesunshine: Okayyy.... why did Arlene replace the Bosko characters with Rugrats?
Jon: Turner let her, of coarse!
Matthew: This is insane! Hey, I got an idea. But, I don't want turner to know. Shut off the camera.
Jon: Uhh, we'll be right back.
[Commercial]
[after commercial]
Matthew: Okay, with this laser, I show blast Cartoon Network, therefore Turner is dead, Censord 11 is no longer active, we fly back to earth and we're free! (jon rolls eyes, matthew takes laser out zaps earth and blows up CN)
Jon: Okay, let's check out the earth moniter.
{moniter, CN is destroyed and no signs of life}
Jon: Hey! We did it! (alarm goes off) Whatthe?
{Proud Family version of Bosko's Holiday}
{after cartoon]
Kiddiesunshine: Where did that cartoon come from? Is Disney now against us?
Brandon: Yeah, why is that company making Bosko rip-offs, then sending them to us?
Kiddiesunshine: Is turner dead?
Brandon: Let's check
[moniter, CN is burnt to a crisp. still no sign of life, camera fades out, credits begin]
Gotlucky: Shoot him! Shoot him!
Happy Heathen: Sorry, gotta reload 9he shoots off-camera)
Gotlucky: That slime-butt won't get away this time!
Happy: Hey! That was my target!
Gotlucky (imitating Falco from Starfox 64): I ain't your buddy, go away! (jon enters)
Jon: What's up guys?
Happy: Shooting some aliens who were attacking our ship.
Gotlucky: Stinkey aliens.
Jon: Well, did you guys look up the Electric Encyclopedia to see if they were dangerous?
Happy: Well, we would do that, but Brandon burned it trying to perform that death trick that daffy did in Show Biz Bugs!
Jon: We'll be right back.
[Commercial]
[After commercial]
Jon: Be careful! That ship looks loaded!
Gotlucky: Ahh, that puny ship! Ha! I laugh at its size! (heathen and gotlucky laugh)
Happy: Hey! There's earth. What say I ram this thing into the earth's core!
Jon: Wellllll, escaping from the CN Satellite means no more rare, uncut cartoons....
Gotlucky: Ahhh, what's more important? Cartoons or family down on earth who I'm sure are worried about you? (button flashes)
Jon: Bob Denver and Alan Hale Jr. are calling. (hits button)
[CN Labs, a woman is down in the lab with turner and scannell]
Scannell: Hello, Jim Davis! You're probably wondering about the chick.
[CN Satellite, Jon has a cardboard cut out of Egghead Jr. on the desk]
Jon: Yes, I was wondering about that. Does he do other people's homework?
[CN Labs]
Scannell: Not that chick! (woman steps forward) This chick.
Arlene: Oh, you flatterer.
Scannel: I'd like you to meet--
[CN Satellite]
Thad: Fudd-ona?
Jon: Ellaine Bennet?
Brandon: Carole Lombard? (everyone looks at brandon) What?!
[CN Labs]
Arlene: No, I'm Arelen Klasky. The creator of The Rugrats.
[CN Satellite]
Brandon: Wow! I didn't regognize you with that face-lift! (everyone laughs)
[CN Labs]
Arlene: Oh, very funny!
Turner: She's here to help us with our experiment. When she found out one of our captives was an obsessive fan of Angry Beavers she was delighted to help.
Scannell: So,now you creeps have three people torchering you!
Turner: What shall we send them, My Sweet?
[CN Satellite]
Jon: Well this is just, (alarm goes off) oh we got LT SIGN!!! (they leave)
[Rugrats episode, "The Big House"]
[After cartoon]
Jon: Oh, I could just puke!
Matthew: You know what was sickening was-- (alarm goes off)
Jon: Oh, now that wasn't even 3 seconds! (they leave)
[Rugrats version of "Bosko's Soda Fountain"]
[after cartoon]
Kiddiesunshine: Okayyy.... why did Arlene replace the Bosko characters with Rugrats?
Jon: Turner let her, of coarse!
Matthew: This is insane! Hey, I got an idea. But, I don't want turner to know. Shut off the camera.
Jon: Uhh, we'll be right back.
[Commercial]
[after commercial]
Matthew: Okay, with this laser, I show blast Cartoon Network, therefore Turner is dead, Censord 11 is no longer active, we fly back to earth and we're free! (jon rolls eyes, matthew takes laser out zaps earth and blows up CN)
Jon: Okay, let's check out the earth moniter.
{moniter, CN is destroyed and no signs of life}
Jon: Hey! We did it! (alarm goes off) Whatthe?
{Proud Family version of Bosko's Holiday}
{after cartoon]
Kiddiesunshine: Where did that cartoon come from? Is Disney now against us?
Brandon: Yeah, why is that company making Bosko rip-offs, then sending them to us?
Kiddiesunshine: Is turner dead?
Brandon: Let's check
[moniter, CN is burnt to a crisp. still no sign of life, camera fades out, credits begin]