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James Harvey
10-21-2001, 01:49 PM
Time for the new Funny Quote! Remember to keep the quotes clean, around PG level, or they will be deleted! Just have fun! Here is this week's pic:

http://www.toonzone.net/worldsfinest/wfepisodes/hai_05.jpg

Enjoy!

Note: The FQ will now alternate between Batman/Superman pictures, and Batman Beyond Pictures.
Manhunter
10-21-2001, 04:32 PM
Batman:What the hell kind of exercise program is this??
DR. BELCH
10-21-2001, 05:17 PM
"Blast. Dick told me to go easy on Jello shots after midnight patrol, but do I listen? Noooooooooooo...."
Joker85
10-21-2001, 06:26 PM
Batman: Nice stems.
Matthew Hunter
10-21-2001, 07:54 PM
Batman: "I promise, I'll never mow my lawn again!"
-Matthew
Karkull
10-22-2001, 12:34 PM
Batman: "Nice...but aren't I supposed to hit my head on the ceiling fan?"
Elmer the leghorn91
10-23-2001, 10:22 AM
Batman: Why don't you just tie me up with your vines and put my feet in cement and throgh me into the ocean?
Poisen ivy: That's a good Idea.
Batman: Dang it.
superman complex
10-24-2001, 10:07 PM
Batman: "Uh... You do know we're on the Fox Network right now don't you."
doctorcrime
10-26-2001, 07:05 AM
"ok, i know what this looks like, ivy, but, it's not what you think. i'm not here on business, tonight. y'see the truth is -god, i don't believe i'm doing this. well, robin's connection at school got picked up a week ago. since then the batbong has been out of commission, and. well, to get to the point, we are really desperate and we don't know many people. we entered the chronic connection on the batcomputer and you were on the list, so, do you think we could take like an ounce or two? i like to get really stoned for the huge galla thingies which i always throw when i am millionare playboy bruce wayy- I MEAN BRUCE WILLIS! uh, yeah, bruce willis. you've seen die hard, right? you can believe that
was me.well anyway, i can see this is quite an awkward situation, so maybe if i could get a quarrter of nugs, i'll be out of your hair. is that cool?"







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Kal-el
10-26-2001, 02:02 PM
Ivy: "Looks like you've got a bit of a problem there Batman."
Batman: "I can't believe I let Robin talk me into putting chains in my utility belt. Stupid, stupid, stupid..."

Ivy: "What do you think now?"
Batman: "Ok,ok, fine. You look good in green!
Ivy: "And..."
Batman: "...and yes, the gloves do work with your outfit. (muttering to himself) Sheesh! The Joker I get...but these women are confusing. One little comment about their outfit..."
Govan
10-26-2001, 05:37 PM
Batman: "(thinking) I hope candle wax laced with bug spray isn't next on her agenda..."
DisneyBoy
10-27-2001, 11:37 PM
Ivy: "Say it....Say it!!! "

Batman: (sigh)
"I'm a ........SSLLLLAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE 4 U!"
James Harvey
10-28-2001, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by DisneyBoy
Ivy: "Say it....Say it!!! "

Batman: (sigh)
"I'm a ........SSLLLLAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE 4 U!"

BWWAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Ah man...at least something good has come of that retched song!
Ricochet
10-30-2001, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Kal-el
Ivy: "What do you think now?"
Batman: "Ok,ok, fine. You look good in green!
Ivy: "And..."
Batman: "...and yes, the gloves do work with your outfit. (muttering to himself) Sheesh! The Joker I get...but these women are confusing. One little comment about their outfit..."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love that!!!
langden alger
10-31-2001, 10:35 PM
batman: i still feel kind of guilty..you're not gonna tell catwoman about this right?
langden alger
10-31-2001, 10:40 PM
batman: man..when the heck is harley gonna get here??