Brandon Pierce
10-21-2001, 11:54 AM
[CN Satellite]
Jon: Hey, guys! Long time no see! Sorry, it's been awhile. Ever since September 11, things kinda fell apart. Here's what happend that past few weeks. We caught Turner trying to bomb Africa. He claimed THEY bombed us, but it isn't true. Osama bin Laddin did. And, so I shot Kiddiesunshine out the airlock, and the rst of us say back, ate popcorn and watched Kiddiesunshine beat the crap outta Turner. But, Scannel got a hold of Kiddiesunshine and sent back up here. Sveven got kidnapped by the Irkan armada, because he was high-jacking their parking meters. Now, they're holding him prisoner until he admits he's a fanatic of dropped loose change! Gotlucky, Pietro, and Sogturtle got in trouble with Turner for trying to bootleg some of the Looney Tunes cartoons. Their punishment was to sit and watch a 33-hour marathon of Tots TV. And, a stinger of the punishment they had to watch the movie Plan 9 From Outer Space three times in a row. Oh, hold on. we gotta go to a commercial. Cya.
[Commercials]
Jon: We're back and ready to go. (hits button)
[CN Labs]
Scannell: Looki who I found following me to the lab! (holds up The Angry Beavers in chains)
Turner: Yes, good work. If they had gotten away with finding out what we were doing our mission would be ka-poot. Herb, it's time we made our lab more secure.
[CN Satellite]
Brandon: Holy Cow! What are The Beavers doing there!
Thad: A better question is HOW did they get there! I thought the sub-basments were more secure than that!
Matthew: Yeah, you'd think, with all the security cameras and all. I tried to get in the basments when I was working for CN as a janitor, and I got fired by Turner.
Sogturtle: Say, Jon, how'd you get into the CN Labs?
Jon: I was a janitor for that particuler room. I had the keys to the basement. Turner scrapped them when he fired me.
Gotlucky: Why'd he fire you anyway?
Jon: I had found a list of people he was going to shoot into space, and I was on the list. When I was onto him he shot a tranquilizer dart on me and shot me into space. later, using a teleporter he shot all of you guys up here.
Brandon: So, that's why you were here before us! [alarm goes off]
Matthew: Aw,. crud! We got LT SIGN! [everyone leaves]
["September in the Rain"]
[after cartoon]
Brandon: Hey, Jon will you shoot me out the airlock? I wann go to earth and rescue The Beavers!
Jon: You can't do that!
Brandon: Why not?! Kiddiesunshine got to be shot through the airlock? Why can't I?
Jon: Kiddiesunshine got a diploma from the Acme School of Boxing training. You, however didn't and would easily get creamed Turner and Scannell. Well... turner anyway. i hear Scannell's a lousy fighter.
Brandon: Well, I... [alarm goes off]
Jon: Save, your breath we gotta go!
[Episode of "Brothers Flub"]
[after cartoon]
Jon: Okay, everyone, we're sending Brandon to earth.
Matthew: What? Why?
Jon: We'll slightly ticked off that Turner sent us a Brothers Flub episode. And, Besides Brandon wants to save The Beavers and...
Pietro: Brandon can't fight! He's a weakling!
Brandon: I can too!
Pietro: Okay, put up your dukes, let's test 'em!
Brandon: Bring it on!
Jon: Uhh... we better go to a commecial. This won't be pretty.
[Commercial]
[after commercial]
["Cat's Paw]
[after cartoon]
Jon: So... uhh... did you take care of Turner and Scannell?
Brandon: Yep.
Jon: Really?
Brandon: What? You don't believe me? Contact Earth and see for yourself. [jon hits button]
[CN Labs, turner and scannell are in bandages]
Turner: Ohhh... this is really down-putting. [dag enters with a gun]
Dag: And, remember one wrong move and we'll free youre little "friends".
Scannell: How are we gonna get out of this mess?
Turner: I don't know. I'll think of something.
Scannell: Oh, we'd better turn the camera off. [turner slowly grabs the remote control and turns off the camera, credits begin]
Jon: Hey, guys! Long time no see! Sorry, it's been awhile. Ever since September 11, things kinda fell apart. Here's what happend that past few weeks. We caught Turner trying to bomb Africa. He claimed THEY bombed us, but it isn't true. Osama bin Laddin did. And, so I shot Kiddiesunshine out the airlock, and the rst of us say back, ate popcorn and watched Kiddiesunshine beat the crap outta Turner. But, Scannel got a hold of Kiddiesunshine and sent back up here. Sveven got kidnapped by the Irkan armada, because he was high-jacking their parking meters. Now, they're holding him prisoner until he admits he's a fanatic of dropped loose change! Gotlucky, Pietro, and Sogturtle got in trouble with Turner for trying to bootleg some of the Looney Tunes cartoons. Their punishment was to sit and watch a 33-hour marathon of Tots TV. And, a stinger of the punishment they had to watch the movie Plan 9 From Outer Space three times in a row. Oh, hold on. we gotta go to a commercial. Cya.
[Commercials]
Jon: We're back and ready to go. (hits button)
[CN Labs]
Scannell: Looki who I found following me to the lab! (holds up The Angry Beavers in chains)
Turner: Yes, good work. If they had gotten away with finding out what we were doing our mission would be ka-poot. Herb, it's time we made our lab more secure.
[CN Satellite]
Brandon: Holy Cow! What are The Beavers doing there!
Thad: A better question is HOW did they get there! I thought the sub-basments were more secure than that!
Matthew: Yeah, you'd think, with all the security cameras and all. I tried to get in the basments when I was working for CN as a janitor, and I got fired by Turner.
Sogturtle: Say, Jon, how'd you get into the CN Labs?
Jon: I was a janitor for that particuler room. I had the keys to the basement. Turner scrapped them when he fired me.
Gotlucky: Why'd he fire you anyway?
Jon: I had found a list of people he was going to shoot into space, and I was on the list. When I was onto him he shot a tranquilizer dart on me and shot me into space. later, using a teleporter he shot all of you guys up here.
Brandon: So, that's why you were here before us! [alarm goes off]
Matthew: Aw,. crud! We got LT SIGN! [everyone leaves]
["September in the Rain"]
[after cartoon]
Brandon: Hey, Jon will you shoot me out the airlock? I wann go to earth and rescue The Beavers!
Jon: You can't do that!
Brandon: Why not?! Kiddiesunshine got to be shot through the airlock? Why can't I?
Jon: Kiddiesunshine got a diploma from the Acme School of Boxing training. You, however didn't and would easily get creamed Turner and Scannell. Well... turner anyway. i hear Scannell's a lousy fighter.
Brandon: Well, I... [alarm goes off]
Jon: Save, your breath we gotta go!
[Episode of "Brothers Flub"]
[after cartoon]
Jon: Okay, everyone, we're sending Brandon to earth.
Matthew: What? Why?
Jon: We'll slightly ticked off that Turner sent us a Brothers Flub episode. And, Besides Brandon wants to save The Beavers and...
Pietro: Brandon can't fight! He's a weakling!
Brandon: I can too!
Pietro: Okay, put up your dukes, let's test 'em!
Brandon: Bring it on!
Jon: Uhh... we better go to a commecial. This won't be pretty.
[Commercial]
[after commercial]
["Cat's Paw]
[after cartoon]
Jon: So... uhh... did you take care of Turner and Scannell?
Brandon: Yep.
Jon: Really?
Brandon: What? You don't believe me? Contact Earth and see for yourself. [jon hits button]
[CN Labs, turner and scannell are in bandages]
Turner: Ohhh... this is really down-putting. [dag enters with a gun]
Dag: And, remember one wrong move and we'll free youre little "friends".
Scannell: How are we gonna get out of this mess?
Turner: I don't know. I'll think of something.
Scannell: Oh, we'd better turn the camera off. [turner slowly grabs the remote control and turns off the camera, credits begin]