Halloween Brawl!

[Batmex]

Who will win a mascre between:

Jason Vorhess(Friday 13th)
Freedy Krueger(Nightmare on Elm Street)
Leatherface(Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
Michael(Halloween)
Chucky(Child's Play)

Or who's your favorite one?

[Shriek]

I doubt he stands a chance, but Michael Myers.

And you should change this to a poll.

[The Mad Hatter]

The Death Star. Wearing a "Scream" mask.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Freddy Kreuger. No contest, he's got the fingernails, and he's very clever. It's a shoo-in all the way...

....Jason would get my second vote, he's got the chainsaw! :eek:

[Lachesis]

Oh, definitely Freddy. He's got the whole claws thing down, and the nightmare stuff and you can set him on fire to make a Flaming Freddy. . .

I saw the original Nightmare on Elm Street again a few days ago, and just about fell down when I realized Johnny Depp was the guy who got eaten by his bed.

[joker]

....Jason would get my second vote, he's got the chainsaw! :eek:

common miss conception, jason has never used a chainsaw.


any way, lets look at the stats.

freddy: kills you in your dreams, he cant die in your dreams but hes only human when hes not in dreams
jason: super resurrection power, comes back to life in every sequel
michael myers: super heal factor. like wolverines but much better! and near super human strength hes only died once in all of his movies, he has been poked in the eye, stabbed, shot 6 times, and thrown off a house. and that was only in the first movie. they finally killed him by decapitation in the last one.
chucky: a doll, small, can easily sneak around.
leatherface: hes strong(just average strength though) and a transvestite. hes got that chain saw and that can do some major damage.

freddys the first one to go. why? cause no one is asleep in the battle royal, so hes just a crispy guy with a cool glove. so hes the first one to die. next to die, jason. sure he is resurrected in every movie but other than that hes just as weak as a stong human. since this is one fight he doesnt have time to resurrect him self some how.
then goes chucky, hard to kill since hes a possesed doll and in order for him to do no more damage you have hack him up until his limbs and other body parts arent mobile.
next leather face goes down. why didnt leather face go down at the same time as joson you ask? both equal in strength and both only as resilient as a normal human. jasons got a machete. Leather face has a chain saw. you do the math.

and our victor is michael myers. his super resilience and his near super human strength would pull him through the whole brawl.

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[Batmex]

Chucky's tha man........I mean tha doll!

His stratergy will be leting the others start beating the tar out of each other and chop their legs with his trusty knife while they're busy, c'mon nobody will pay attention to a small "cute" Good guy Doll since he looks harmless.