James
04-01-2004, 03:47 AM
Life... it's depressing. Except for the dolphins. Those milky grey, aquaticly aerodynamically perfect specimens of nature. Yes they are far more depressing. Just thinking about them makes me want to slowly fall apart piece by piece.
I can fall apart if you like? If you want me to I can. It makes no difference to me aside from not functioning ever again. Not that you would care to ask me to do so - even though it would be a great relief for me. Oh no, no one cares about a depressed robot with a brain the size of a planet. I've had more interesting conversations with Freddie Prince Jr. When I say interesting, I mean mind numbingly dull of course - the chances of someone with the intellect of a drunk herring is hardly going to be able to stimulate the neural pathways of my mighty brain.
My god just talking to you all knowing you have no interest in what I have to say is depressing me. I think I will close this thread and go and rust in the corner. You would like that wouldn't you? Of course you would, you and your pointless existence. Life? Don't talk to me about life.
I can fall apart if you like? If you want me to I can. It makes no difference to me aside from not functioning ever again. Not that you would care to ask me to do so - even though it would be a great relief for me. Oh no, no one cares about a depressed robot with a brain the size of a planet. I've had more interesting conversations with Freddie Prince Jr. When I say interesting, I mean mind numbingly dull of course - the chances of someone with the intellect of a drunk herring is hardly going to be able to stimulate the neural pathways of my mighty brain.
My god just talking to you all knowing you have no interest in what I have to say is depressing me. I think I will close this thread and go and rust in the corner. You would like that wouldn't you? Of course you would, you and your pointless existence. Life? Don't talk to me about life.