Slugbrats Vs. Allmighty Beavers (the end of it, thank God)

[Brandon Pierce]

[the beavers jump in the air and poince on Angelica, beating the crap outta her]
Angelica: What are doing you dumb beavers?! Get off me!
Tommy: I think that's just making them more mad, Angelica.
Angelica: Wow! We have Sherlock on the force!
[angelica kicks dag in the balls sending him flying]
Dag:WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OO-OOO!!!
Norb: Dag!
[seeing Dag in pain steams up norb]
Angelica: Pathetic rat! Did you really think you weaklings could cream me?
[norb shoots cream at angelica]
Norb: Whattayaknow? I can! (laughs)
Angelica: Oh, you're just so high and mighty aren't you?! I could beat you and your WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY, and ALL the Cartoons in the WORLD!!!!
[Stacy & Chelsea appear in the ring]
Stace & Chelse: Did she say "fam-ee-lee???"
[Stace & Chelse hop into the ring wearinf army clothes, carrying guns, knives, and bombs]
Norb: Thattaway, Girls!
[Dag & Norb's WHOLE ENTIRE family enter the ring]
Dag: NOW do you think you could also beat all of the cartoons in the world?
[all of the nicktoons climb into the ring]
CatDog: TAB ROCKS! TAB ROCKS!
Shriek: Yeah! We agree with CatDog this time! They ARE better.
Lube: Uhhhh.... yeah.... T..... uh... A.... B... are... gooder... than... uhh....than...... what are we.... talking about...?
[Zim shows up in his voot cruiser]
Angelica: Wait! Zim! You're a bad guy! Wouldn't you be on MY side?
Zim: I know not of sides you blonde sissy! But, just this once I agree with the other Nicktoons. TAB are better than Slugbrats.
[Zim takes out a laser and starts zapping Angelica]
Tommy: Hey! You're not being very nice!
[all the nicktoons hover over the rugrats]
Angelica: Please... don't hurt us....
[all the nicktoons pounce on top of the rugrats and for the next 30 seconds we see the rugrats getting there butts kicked. smoke clears, and angelica and the babies are paralized on the floor, broken bones, and drowning in their own blood]
Chuckie: I.... said... this wasn't... such... a.... uhhh (he can't finish his sentence he's in so much pain)
Scannell: Anmd the winner goes to THE ANGRY BEAVERS!!!!
[crowd cheers, tab take their bows]
Norb: Oh, Dag. We did it. With a little help from our new "friends".
[bugs bunny and daffy duck step out of the crowd]
Bugs: Ehh... What's up, Docs?
Daffy: Cool that you beat up the Rugrats! They are despicable!
Dag: You- you guys are fans of us?!
Bugs: Who isn't? Anyone who'd be a fan of the rugrats would have to be a marroon!
Scannell: Well, congrats to you two, but I REALLY need to go now.
Bugs: HEY! I've heard rumors that you helped Turner shoot a bunch of Looney Tunes fans into space just because they tried to put an end to cartoon censorship. Is this true?
Scannell: No! It's not true! It's just a rumor. I hafta g now. (he runs out the door)
Bugs: Hmmmmm....
Well, congratulations you two. We gotta go.
Daffy: Cya! (they leave)
Dag: You know, Herb HAS been acting strange latly.
Norb: Yeah, let's follow him! (they leave, leaving angelica and the babies on the floor soaked in blood)
Angelica: Help..... us..... [lights turn off]

THE END

[robert]

...babies drowning in their own blood? Um, I think you'd be more at home posting this on ff.net, where they also have a few stories of the Rugrats dying horrific{and nightmare inducing}deaths. Whether that stuff is appropriate to post on this board, I'll leave that to the Board overlords to decide, but I again think ff.net would be a better place to show that violence than here.

[BourgeoisBuffoon]

Yeah....I'm with Robert. While it's nice to see all the Nicktoons getting together and TAB showing the Rugrats who's boss, it's not a pretty way to end for the babies...

....characterization was nice, though, and at the plot moved along very nicely. Except for the ending, this was a very entertaining read, so keep writing! :D

[Thad Komorowski]

While despising the RUGRATS, I think that was too gorey. How about this ending: hook the babies up to a machine that keeps feeding them Castor Oil! :D:D:D:p

-Thad:D

[Brandon Pierce]

Sorry, about the ending guys. This is why I'll never get hired as directer for a Bugs Bunny cartoon. I'm just too violent. And, I'd hafta change several scenes (hey, Bob Clampett and I have a lot in common!).

[DR. BELCH]

Wasn't it Avery who got censored more than Clampett? Hence his departure from Warners in 1940. He thought Schlesinger (who was more or less Jack W.'s right arm) was a horse's butt. Oddly enough Clampett left shortly after because he liked ol' Leon, and he was being replaced by that nimrod Ed "Mr. Magoo" Selzer.

Anyway, I have to concur: beating the babies to jelly is a bit much. In the words of Yakko Warner, "Frankly, I think we'd prefer the spanking machine." :rolleyes: :D

[The Dork Knight]

Frankly I liked seeing the slugbrats in dooooooooooooooom! I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom da doom.....