Entertainment Funny Quote #53 - Breath...so...bad...

[Bird Boy]

Object: Look at the picture attached below, think of a Funny Quote for it, then post your reply. If that’s not your idea of fun, read other people’s quotes.

Rules: All quotes must be clean, and at or below the PG bracket. If your Funny Quote goes too far above this, your post will either be edited or deleted.

ENJOY!

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[Mario500]

"Geez, even your own lungs can't handle your breathe."

[Weatherman]

Dude, ALTOIDS!




*snif snif* You had my lasanga for lunch didn't you?!

[TimTwoFace]

"Open wider...I'll never be able to see those cavities in this light unless you open WIDER. Don't make me open wider FOR you!"

[Lord Dalek]

For the last damn time, BRUSH!

[Kury Wagner]

:shrug:

"I want to kiss you!" -Guy on the left.
"Whoa. I don't swing that way!" -Guy on the right.

That's the best I could come up with in two minutes. :anime:

[Mynd Hed]

"Hey, your hand doesn't belong in my p---WHOO!!!"

[Caffeine King]

*gags*

That's all I can think of... :p :sweat:

[shogunthethird]

guy on left *burp*

Guy on right: you had egg salad for lunch, didn't you?

[sag_2002]

Whoo! Lay off the onions next time you eat a hamburger, will ya?

[stwasm]

Step on my foot again and the dance is over!

[Conekiller]

Guy on Left: Ohhhh, yesss , strangle me harder, you, you FIEND. ooooohhhhhhhhh

[welty69]

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Dang, Jack...if your gonna torture me, next time use a tic-tac will ya.

[Temple Fugate]

"Now I'm going to be as clear as I possibly can. I love my daughter very much. If you so much as do ONE THING that makes her feel uncomfortable or frightened, I will not hesitate to stuff a towel all the way down your throat. Do you understand?"

EXTREME PARENTING on the next 24.

[Spastic Minnow]

oh man that reeks, Colin Farrell was so lucky in Phone Booth.