Ask a Silly Answer, Get a Silly Question

[Rayeli]

I AM NOT A RIPOFF! Well let's see if this game make it. It goes like this:


First I start with a silly answer (I can be anything), then the person below me put a question to answer my answer I put. Then they put their own answer to be questioned by the person below them.

Example:

Me:#$%


Person Below: What would an angry person say?


(then they put a random answer): 7-11 (and so on)

Get It? I'll start



Answer: Sheepskin seat covers.

[Tanooki]

what do i do with this dead lamb i found?

clouds that look like elephants

Hero

[JDWeil]

Q. Are those heavy bombers?






A. Go west.

[Slash Tompson]

Where's Waldo?

Nah, its just gold.

[JDWeil]

Q. Is that what I think it is?






A. Tralfaz.

[Rayeli]

What is a bad name for your kid?




Supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious

[Trogdor]

What is the world's stupidest fake word?

Drew Carrey.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Who is the sexiest man alive?



Rainbows and sunshine.

[Dan Turpin]

What Batman hates.

NucUlar

[Anime 51]

How do you pronounce "nuclear"?

A poodle, K-Y Jelly, and a roll of duct tape.

[Trogdor]

What does Kel need to meet Kenan with at the water slide in one half hour?

Ryan Stiles.

[ElBarto]

Someone I have never heard of?

lepercons

[Rayeli]

How do 2nd graders spell leprechaun?




Fish n chips

[TWinPA]

What did you have for dinner last Friday?

They had to skip the previous episode, and that scene referenced it.

[Slash Tompson]

What do they mean Scrappy's dead?

Al Gore

[Vyse]

Who is the greatest inventor of all time?

A root canal.

[TWinPA]

How would you describe the taste of Keish?

Only the twelfth best I've seen, but I'm a Whedon fan.

[JDWeil]

Q. What did you think of that episode?







A. Underpants.

[Trogdor]

What is something men like to steal?

Colin Mochary (Don't worry, I promise I'll stop with the Who's Line cast soon!)

[Kury Wagner]

What is the name of an ugly man.


Purple radioactive monkies. :anime:

[JDWeil]

Q. What did you get from experiment X-99?






A. Swordfish.

[Kury Wagner]

Name a movie other than X-Men (or X2) which Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman is in.


"...and shes picking on the world. I said emergency, call 911, shes......"

[TWinPA]

What did you just say?

Because there's no greek letter called "brownies."

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Why don't robots have hearts or souls?


No, his nose is just too big.

[Anime 51]

Is there some special reason he hides his face?

I'll hold out for the director's cut.

[TWinPA]

A & Q: You're kidding, I hope. That's worse then the last suggestion! What about Sylvester?

[JDWeil]

Q. You want to repeat that?





A. THe greatest secret is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Trogdor]

What is the Great Secret?

Wayne Brady. (I promise I'll stop after this one :anime: )

[ElBarto]

Who is that one guy?

NO!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Would you like eternal happiness and peace on Earth?



Giant M&M's.

[ElBarto]

What will take over the world some day

George W Bush, a cow, and Homer Simpson

[Anime 51]

Who do you want to adopt you?

You could, but it might get you banned.

[TWinPA]

Is there a way to fool the curse filter?

****, no!

[Rayeli]

Would you go out with Micheal JAckson for $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?







Cuz they got a pepper bar

[TWinPA]

Why is that stupid quiznos song so catchy?

I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.

[JDWeil]

Q. Why can't I think of profound question?








A. "Cause It eats the hell out of the pipes!!!!!

[Kury Wagner]

Shout something stupid really really loud!



Because I didn't vote for Bush the first time.

[Jave]

Why won't you vote again for Bush?

Nope, I'm just happy to see you.

[JDWeil]

Q. Did you come all this way just to collect that election bet?






A. Your ass is on fire.

[Rayeli]

Why is everyone staring at me?




liver n onions

[HumanoidTyphoon]

How do you sleep at night?


About 6 inches

[JDWeil]

Q. Are you into Barbie?







Q. The disease of the week.

[Trogdor]

What is alcoholism? (Okay, so it's not funny, but, it's true!)

Greg Proops (Please only answer if you actually know who Greg Proops is :sweat: That means you, hobojo!)

[Tanooki]

What is alcoholism? (Okay, so it's not funny, but, it's true!)

Greg Proops (Please only answer if you actually know who Greg Proops is :sweat: That means you, hobojo!)who do you think trogdor will ask about next?

green colored beer

Hero

[Rayeli]

What do you get when you mix broccoli with alchohol?




Where the yellow brick road ends.

[Vyse]

Where's Waldo?

Midget sex.

[ElBarto]

Hey vyse what is your favorite thing to watch on tv?

pi

[Jave]

3,1416?

Waggytoon.

[Eddie G.]

Could you please make a toonzone refrence that is used very often alienating people like me who came later on in Toonzone's historty?

X,

[ElBarto]

Mr.???

homerpaloza

[Rayeli]

What is Homer Simpson's secret identity?



Because milk don't go with doritos.

[ElBarto]

why don't you mix doritoes with milk?

LOL:D

[Rayeli]

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?






Cause Matt Wilson said so

[TWinPA]

Why the Frip was Diana Gohan banned?!

I'm doin' it eBay!

[Rayeli]

Why should you spend more time at the mall than in the Internet?




When rabbits grow horns

[ElBarto]

whae will pigs fly?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z

[JDWeil]

Q. How do you pronounce that word?









A. That's your new job.

[Jave]

You mean I have to scrap all the bubble gums below the desks?

That's not a question.

[JDWeil]

Q. Well, that is stupid.





A. YOU

ARE


STANDING


IN




QUICKSAND



.......



YOU DORK!!!!!!

[BohemenIdeal]

Why am I sinking?

Sports.

[Rayeli]

One of the most boring things on TV?



Worsterest.

[Anime 51]

What's worse than worstest?

Carrot Top and Barney the Dinosaur.

[Xfox]

Who would make the worst TV couple?

Apples and oranges.

[JDWeil]

Q. What makes a great fruit salad?






A. Don't try this at home.

[ElBarto]

He is gonna jump out of the plane with no parachoute while juggleing 5 flaming chainsaws falling into a pool with 10 man eating sharks and an ass load of piranas and remember kids.....

that is a lot of dam penguins!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Are those penguins blocking up the river?




Buttered Toast.

[Kury Wagner]

Hey, Ed! What do you want to eat?



952

[Vyse]

How much money, in pesos, do you wish you want to have?

Flying shark

[Rayeli]

What would end humanity?



Take revenge on ants

[Anime 51]

What are you planning to do with that nuclear warhead?

NEVER ASK ME THAT AGAIN!:mad:

[Rayeli]

What do you like to do in your special personal time?





Your mother-in-law

[HumanoidTyphoon]

What do you like to do in your special personal time?





Your father-in-law.

[JDWeil]

Q. Who is the best cribbage player around here?






A. A canary with a machine gun.

[Rayeli]

What is everyone's wanted pet for Christmas?





A barking cat

[Anime 51]

Who stole my dog's bark?!

What you do in your bedroom is your own business.

[murmur]

Has anyone seen where I put the whipped cream?


Because that's what Rush Limbaugh did.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Why did you take off all your clothes on international television?




No, No I won't.

[JDWeil]

Q. Would you lend me the use of your airplane?







A. Dirty rotton scoundrel!

[ElBarto]

What is JDWeil?

that is the funniest thing I've heard in my life HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEEHE LOLOLOLOL HOOHOOHAWHAWHAHA no wait I am not finished HAHEHOHEHOE!:D

[Anime 51]

Should hobojo be banned?

Stop spamming the forum!

[JDWeil]

Q. Wanna buy a bridge?






A. X marks the spot.

[TWinPA]

What's this sloppy writing next to this big red X say?

It was more an abuse of semantics than a lie. I did put those pretzel bites into freefall with an initial velocity, so I did technicly throw them.

[Trogdor]

Trogdor: Did you just throw those pretzel bites at me?
TWinPA: No
Trogdor: ...

My Power Suit broke.

[JDWeil]

Q. Why aren't you moving?






A. Great Gallopin' Gazelles!!!

[Rayeli]

Q/A That's why you shouldn't mix Nescafe and Diet Coke together

[Eddie G.]

Did you know my cousin's Andy Dick?


Oh.

[JDWeil]

Q. Is this what you ordered?








A. Beneath the 12 mile reef.

[TWinPA]

Did you know that the answer from my last post here was how I would honestly answer the question, "Have you ever been fired over a lie?"?

Sure, I've got twelve hours to kill.

[Rayeli]

Ummm, are you bored?



Dancing badgers

[ElBarto]

do you have 12 hours to kill?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anime 51]

Has anyone yet told you that Microsoft has bought out the Federal government?

I would sooner believe in a dual-language 4Kids release.:rolleyes:

[JDWeil]

Q. Does this mean I can't wear the gorilla suit?






A. "Cause that's when the elephants fly south for the winter.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Why's it so hard to get to Florida in May?


I just couldn't stop.

[Jave]

Was that spam really necessary?

Well... technically it is.

[JDWeil]

Q. Are you sure that's the right way to do it?







A. This is the Model X-9000 disintergrating ray gun. It will destroy 90% of the world's population. Be careful how you use it.

[Anime 51]

What just came out of my ass?

You're not supposed to know that number!

[Trogdor]

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe

[Kury Wagner]

What do you want for Christmas?


Atomic relish!!!!:anime:

[ElBarto]

fill in the blank------ ------?

only on Tuesdays

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Can I punch you?


Because it hurts.

[JDWeil]

Q. Why are you laughing?





A. Never push the Red button, NEVER!!!!

[Anime 51]

Is there anything I should know about this control panel?

Because you touched yourself!:mad:

[Plu]

Why are you so mad at me?!



I'd like a burrito with a diet coke please.

[JDWeil]

Q. All right sir, what's your poison?







A. The Russians are coming! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!!!!!

[Plu]

And now to JDWeil (http://forums.toonzone.net/member.php?u=7850) with the news.





I'll think I'll open this door! vbmenu_register("postmenu_1193941", true);

[Rayeli]

Q/a Don't Open The Door!

[JDWeil]

Q. How did you unlock that?






A. I told you they wouldn't let you say that.

[BohemenIdeal]

****?



It's a little dry.

[JDWeil]

Q. How do you like a ten-to-one martini?









A. Take two from column A and one from column B.

[SilverKnight]

Q: Are you insane or just stupid?

A: A partridge in a pear tree, now shut up.

(:D)

[Anime 51]

What did you get for Christmas?

I'm won't even pretend to understand that.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Risscoaqlopp?



5:15

[JDWeil]

Q. Well, what are you waiting for?







A. No, no nurse. I told you to prick his boil.

[ElBarto]

You want me to lick his soil????








3:45 PMand 37 secends 9.34 mila secends

[JDWeil]

Q. You got the time?





A. Your living color has just died.

[Anime 51]

Why did all the TVs just turn black&white?

OMFG that's just wrong!:eek:

[BohemenIdeal]

Can I see it?



Pink elephants.

[Tanooki]

what do you think bubble gum is made of?

ring bologna

Hero

[HumanoidTyphoon]

How are babies made?




It's easier than you think.

[TWinPA]

Can legs bend that way?

Haven't decided. Either "Well, here I am." or "You're gonna carry that weight." but either way, third place goes to "Yeah, Buffy. What are we gonna do now?"

(Note: How I would honestly answer "What's your favorite 'series finale final line'?")

[JDWeil]

Q. What's you favorite catch phrase?









A. That's right, you're wrong.

[Kury Wagner]

I'm WRONG!? Me!?



I know. :rolleyes: I'm great. :anime:

[Rayeli]

For something so blue, you're hot.





BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS BADGERS

MUSHROOMS MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

What can't you live without?



It's a little too thin.

[TWinPA]

What do you think of paper?

Low strong. (http://www.sirlin.net/index.htm)

[JDWeil]

Q. What the hell is that?







A. It has everything on it.

[Anime 51]

What kind of pizza do you usually order?

So the cows can come home.

[BohemenIdeal]

What's that trail of gumdrops for?



Intuition.

[Kury Wagner]

Name a name of a women's razor.



I like Nightcrawler from the X-Men!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

So do you know how Active Directory works?



Lots of cheese.

[ElBarto]

What is the best thing to have on a pizza?

if you do I'll grind your bones put them in a bowl and feed them to my dogs!!!!!

[Kury Wagner]

Can I give you a hug? :anime:



You're SO nice!

[TWinPA]

I'm gonna beat ya' till ya' develop Stockholm Syndrome! Whatcha' think 'bout 'dat, *****!?The correct color combination is: ##########

[Anime 51]

How do I disarm this cold fusion bomb?

To make all dogs and cats suffer!:evil:

[JDWeil]

Q. Why do you have an ape for a pet?







A. This is an abomanation!

[Xfox]

A. This is an abomanation!
Now...speak like Gantu from Lilo and Stitch.



You could put someone's eye out with that.

[Kury Wagner]

What do you think of my new hat?? :D




I'm gonna win tickets to the Blink 182 concert!

[JDWeil]

Q. Can I have my BB gun?









A. You are no match for Lord Gorlock!

[Kury Wagner]

Q: Quote a Geico commercal.



A: 'Sup?

[BohemenIdeal]

Can you randomly hit some keys?




It's very complicated.

[Rayeli]

Do you know your left from right?




:o

[HumanoidTyphoon]

It can't be that big. Can I see it?



It burns.

[JDWeil]

Q. Did you see the Mighty Mouse trailer?






A.Oooooooooo! Look at all the pretty lights!

[Trogdor]

What do you think of that porno shack over there?

That's completely and utterly repulsive!

[ElBarto]

what is trodger?:D

(This is not my answer)I think we should start a new thread called 'get a silly answer, ask a silly question' or 'ask a silly question get a silly answer part 2' because once this thread makes 10 pages we will not beable to tell the two treads apart (the original and this one) so everyone please stop posting in this thread and I will make a new tread that is easy to tell witch one's witch! What do you think? I don't want to have trouble telling the two treads apart so if you like the Idea please tell me and I will start the new thread!!!!!! And don't post much more!!!!! We can start it off just as we left off Please respond soon!!!!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Are you lysdexic?





Because the threads have different titles.

[ElBarto]

oops I just didn't realize it, it looked the same to me sorry :sweat: :sweat: :o:o
anyway back to ze game

A.Your mom!

[Anime 51]

Who would you like to sacrifice to the volcano god?

You have no chance to survive make your time.

[JDWeil]

Q. How long will I last?







A. THat's dithpicable!!!

[BohemenIdeal]

What's it mean when I show you this finger?




No, I said five.

[Rayeli]

So you want 3 Pizza Combos for yourself?






I see drunk people

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. What should you never say when you walk into a bar?

A. Hugbees!!!!!

[Kury Wagner]

Q: Are you crazy in a not good way? :anime:



A: It looks to me like a yellowish-green. :D

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Just what color are your teeth?



Squirrels.

[murmur]

When cartoon acorns get hit on the head, what do they see spinning around them?


Only if you promise to stay sober this time.

[Trogdor]

You have no chance to survive make your time.What you say?!


Only if you promise to stay sober this time.Can I drink myself stupid tonight?


All your base are belong to us!

[JDWeil]

Q. What part don't you want?






A. YOUR FIRED!!! You minute hoarding clock watcher!!

[Anime 51]

What time is it?

Because you put bloody tampons in my hair!:mad:

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. Why is your hair so red

A. because it's there.

[JDWeil]

Q. Why are you smashing that expensive chandelier?






A. Chuzzbutt!!!!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

What's your favorite thing to say?




No it doesn't bend that way.

[Kury Wagner]

Does it limbo? ;)



No. I like to annoy you! :anime:

[JDWeil]

Q. Do you belch in Technicolor for fun?







A. THat's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard!

[BohemenIdeal]

What do you think of the whole internet thing there?




Cookie crumbs.

[JDWeil]

Q. What do you have left after the computer crashes?






A. Because it is the will of Landru.

[Anime 51]

Why did you run down the street naked?

You'll have to take that up with my lawyer.

[JDWeil]

Q. The wind blows free. How much do you charge?







A. Nobody likes a smart-ass.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Do you like me?



No it looks awful.

[Xfox]

Do you like me?



No it looks awful.
Do you want to see a picture of me?

200.

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. How many times a day do you visit toonzone.net

A. Really! I never thought of it that way.

[Anime 51]

Did you stop to consider that surrender can be an act of rebellion against resistance?

Just flush the damn toilet!

[JDWeil]

Q. Do you realize just how much stuff you can put into one of these things?









A. You owe 25 Quatloos.

[Kury Wagner]

Can you babble like an idiot?? :anime:



Teen Titans go!

[Alex Toon]

What theme song sounds all Japanese-like?

Como esta el yay!

[JDWeil]

Q. Como?








A. Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

[HumanoidTyphoon]

What's your password?

A mechanical pencil, a paper clip, some gum, a golf ball, and this piece of paper.

[Alex Toon]

What could MacGyver use to make an atomic bomb?

It's-a me, Mario!

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. Alright who put all this spagetti in my pants?

A. Alex Trebeck

[Trogdor]

Who's got all the answers?

Baklava!

[Anime 51]

Why do eat every mushroom you come across?

I don't recommend that; it could cause brain damage.

[Kury Wagner]

Should I shove all of these crayons in my nose?


Doh!

[ElBarto]

Should I listen to Anima 51?

only if you have protective eyewear

[JDWeil]

Q. Are you gonna throw darts at me?






A. Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

[murmur]

What would it take to get you to quit lying?


Not without my trusty sidekick.

[Anime 51]

Won't you eventually have to go to the bathroom?

There's no point even asking; you already know the answer.

[JDWeil]

Q. ???









A. I should've stood in bed.

[Plu]

Why do you look so tired to day?



GET ME OUT OF THE MAIL BOX!

[JDWeil]

Q. Wassamatter, too cheap to take the bus?







A. That's incredibly stupid!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

What do you think of this encyclopedia set?





About 12 feet.

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. How far will you go to get a girlfriend?


A. Godzilla!!!

[Kury Wagner]

What's that big green thing on your finger?



Narf!? :anime:

[ToOn~g@l]

What word does KurtWagner like to say, and thinks is the cutest word in the world?


It's fun, fun, silly willy.

[Eddie G.]

What is it like to be pretty?

Becuase I like it, and you shouldn't judge me.

[JDWeil]

Q. You ordered the green eggs and Spam?










A. White bread and mayonnaise. Yum.

[Kury Wagner]

What's the grossest (is that a word) food you eat?



'Cause I'm the fuzzy Dude! :anime:

[BohemenIdeal]

Why do I keep finding all this fur everwhere.




Very soon.

[Trogdor]

When will the dirty pictures arrive in the mail?

Because Dave Chappell wished it so!

[Kury Wagner]

Why am I drinking Fanta?



Mwah! :anime:

[Trogdor]

Hey I wonder what's in this closet?...

Mwah :anime:

OH JE-*Has a Heart Attack*



HUTTAH!

[JDWeil]

Q. What's that doing here?






A. Show me the money!!!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Can I buy a vowel?



No, you can never have enough.

[ElBarto]

I think I've had enough of HumanoidTyphoon

Stinky Cheese!

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. Eww dude what did you eat?

A. I will.

[Lil' Joker]

Will you inflict bodily pain on yourself for a klondike bar?

International House Of Pancakes.

[Anime 51]

Where is bin Laden hiding?

To stop Al Gore from inventing the internet.

[JDWeil]

Q. What's with all the explosives?







A. KEEP THIS DOOR CLOSED AT ALL TIMES!! (it holds up the walls)

[Tanooki]

what will happen if i open the door to President bush's office?

waffles! delicious waffles drenched in syrup.

Hero

[Rayeli]

What is the President eating right now?



You cant make me!!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Would you please take all my money?




There are only 12,000,000,000 left.

[Kury Wagner]

Can I have fries with that?


No way!

[JDWeil]

Q. Are you really going to bungee-jump off the Washinton Monument?








A. I did it to gross you out.

[Kury Wagner]

Why did you just kiss Hero of Winds? :D :evil:




Pickle chicken!

[Lil' Joker]

What happens when you forcebreed a cucumber with a hen?

*rubs foot aginst ground nervously* Um...No....:shrug:

[Rayeli]

Are you still....doing that one...thing?





The hell with that....

[HumanoidTyphoon]

What do you think of Toon Zone?



Because they are bothersome and can ruin the forum.

[JDWeil]

Q. You won't draw a picture?







A. I think I'll stay in here all day.

[Anime 51]

Why don't you stay for a while?

Not without painkillers, I won't!

[Kury Wagner]

Can I just eat this banana?

Meatwad make the money see? Meatwad get the honeys G. :anime:

[JDWeil]

Q. You're showing me the money?









A. Please! Not while I'm eating!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Can I disect this frog?



The letter A.

[Kury Wagner]

{spinning wheel in background}
Host: "200!"
HT: "S!"
Host: "Ooh, sorry no!"
Host: "Are you gonna buy a vowel!?" :anime:
____________________________________

Mr. Bush said he wants Coral Blue #78! Not Rouge Madness!

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. I found the lipstick Mr Bush would like to use to tortur Saddam, is this his color?

A. Your scaring me.

[JDWeil]

Q. Would you like to be queen for aday?








A. Love me, love my dog.

[Rayeli]

What would Jackson do?



BOOM SHAKALAKA

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. What sound does a broken bomb make.

A. Surprise, surprise, surprise.

[BohemenIdeal]

Is all that trash for me?



It does everything.

[JDWeil]

Q. What does the X-9000 supposed to do?







A. It happened at the World's Fair.

[Trogdor]

When did you kill my father?! :mad:

Ididn'tdonobodysawmedoityoucan'tproveanything!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Who moved that rock? now the tower of Pisa is crooked.



because Complex things are complex.

[ElBarto]

Why are3 complex things so complex?

*Chickabachickabachickababa*BOOOM thump thump thump @%#& Chuckachukachukachoooooo ooo weeeeeeeee woooooooooooo weeeeeeeeee woooooooooo weeeratatatatatatatatkakaKABLAM (insert your sound here)*squeeeeeeeeek*popopopopopopopphhhhhhhhhhhhttt!

[Kury Wagner]

Would you like to scream like an idiot? :D



I know. I'm your hero! :anime:

[JDWeil]

Q. You've been doggin' my trail though the whole picture! Who the heck are you?








A. Moon over Miami.

[InsoMniaC]

Where is my lasangna?


Supercalifragilisticespialadocios.

[Rayeli]

If you could steal one of my answers which one would it be?





IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM!

[Kury Wagner]

I think you're really drunk!



I love you! :D

[ToOn~g@l]

Q. What is the most random thing you can say to someone in the forums

A. a dragonrider.

[Mr. Pedro]

Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?


A. Columbia and Hemmingway.

[JDWeil]

Q. Who signed a recording contact with what label?







A. Here's your five. Gimme my two tens!

[Kury Wagner]

Want a High-Five?




I hate April Fools Day! :mad:

[BohemenIdeal]

What do you do in your private time?




Sea monkeys.

[TWinPA]

What are the crunchy bits in this dip?

The Great Flaming Moustash, of course!

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Who is your daddy?




Everyday, and twice on Sunday.

[JDWeil]

Q. How often do tou bang your head against the wall?








A. Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.

[ToOn~g@l]

What is the greatest movie in the history of the world?

A. April Fools

[InsoMniaC]

How do you pronounce a-p-r-i-l f-o-o-l-s ?


Lasangna

[Rayeli]

will you go out with me?




we will all die

[ElBarto]

What would happen if the whole world farted at once

@%#* you %@&#$ your a $%#*ing ^@* face with a $^#& *^@& &%#& attitude, @%#* you!

[JDWeil]

Q. Is there something you wanted, your *&^*^*^ness?








A. Four for Texas.

[Kury Wagner]

How many to sit in America Town?




Why, Hobojo...

[HumanoidTyphoon]

Who ruined all the fun?



Reset your BIOS.