Caption This - 3/6/04

[Jon Cooke]

1. There will be one picture per week. Only I, Matthew, Thad, or Jack will post them.

2. You may post as many captions as you like. BUT: Please do not do any of these threads yourselves, because we are trying to keep it classic cartoon oriented and keep the board un-cluttered. All other "copycats" will be moved to the Fun and Games board.

3. No requests for the moment. we have plenty lined up.

4. Be funny!

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[nakak]

Foghorn Leghorn - Goll...I said Golly! It's time I said It's time for Southern Fried Human!

[Pietro]

March 1, 2004:
Warner Bros. executives turned down Tom Minton's new LT spin-off which involves Foghorn Leghorn as Batman and Henry Hawk as Robin. The pilot has apparently been burned by an angry mob. The only one fragment remains - Tom Jones singing the opening theme.

March 8, 2004:
After leaving Warner's, Tom Minton joins forces with CEO and Chairman of Disney, Mike Eisner to create a spin-off of "Donald's Lucky Day" featuring Kim Possible, Dave the Barbarian, the gang from "Recess," and Schnookums and Meat. After production on the pilot was completed, however, Eisner and Minton were shot by an assassin who has been described as short-tempered, white-feathered, armed, and dangerous. The description matches that of an actor who had worked with Disney since 1934 and was laid off by Eisner just this past week after refusing to work on the pilot. Police are now debating to either arrest or honor the man (or duck) who perpetrated the crime.

-Pietro:daffy:

[Boy Wonder]

Its Super-For with his Hawk Wonder! In: Time to fire Eisner!

[Thad Komorowski]

The "Foggy Boys" have just killed Goofy, who just stole .001% of Scrooge McDuck's money.


-Thad

[Matthew Hunter]

"Well, Hawk Wonder...It uh....looks like this is an open and shut case. He really shot himself in the foot on that robbery!"

-Matthew

[Brandon Pierce]

Why a "Darkwing Duck"-esque cartoon serise starring Foghorn Leghorn never took off.

[Corrado]

Foghorn: "Well, looks like I said looks like this case is a shoo-in for "America's Most Wanted." wanted that is."

[Jave]

-Holy stolen drugs, Fogman! It seems you hit this robber so hard on the head he's now bleeding to death!-
-I say Hawkboy, to the Fogmobile, that is!-

[Jon Cooke]

Foghorn: It looks like I saved the day again, Hawk Wonder!

Henery: The crook got away ten minutes ago. You just whacked the janitor with a crowbar. Idiot.

[Daniel P]

Henery: Is this a chicken?

Foghorn: Why of course, son! This is Michael Eisner, the biggest chicken you can get!

or

What happened when Warner Bros. Animation assigned Batman writers to create a series with Foghorn Leghorn...

[candy17]

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The following is a lost episode of Batman: TAS where Foghorn Leghorn takes Batman's place due to contract negotiations.

or...

I don't know who's the dumber cluck: Foggy or the guy he knocked out.

or...

Foghorn Leghorn scares Goofy half to death (twice) in a really unconvincing superhero costume.

[Der Captain]

After "Stripperella", Stan Lee started to get really desperate for ideas.

[ThePeterNetwork]

From out of the shadows of night rises the city's greatest crimefighter yet.

"Chicken Boo's already tried this gimmick."

[Tom41]

The unstoppable duo of Fabulous Foghorn and his sidekick, Hyper Henery!

or

Foghorn: You should - I say you should really move INTO the spotlight, Henery!

[shogunthethird]

and now a scene from "Birds of prey: TAS"

*puff of green smoke*

I'm-I say I'm the terror that flaps in the night, darkness that is
I'm the winged scourge that-pay attention to me boy! I'm i-say I'm a-makin' my big hero speech here, y'all are supposed to be cowering in fear when I do, terror that is....I'm BIFF-in' but you ain't YEOOOOW-in' look at me when I'm talkin' to ya, now where was I...oh yeah, I'm the winged scourge that pecks at your...
Henry: He fell asleep Darkmeat

Darkmeat chicken: Y'know somethin' Hawk-hawk, I think, I-say I think I need a shorter entrance

[SloppyMoe]

http://lantz.toonzone.net/1940s/caption/greatnewcaptions/superfoggy.jpg--And another misguided wrongdoer (likely some former WinStar decision-maker) is foiled, thanks in no small measure to the salmonella-wielding might of C.L.U.C.K. Squad!

[Red]

Foghorn: YES WE CAUGHT THE PENGUIN! TAKE THAT BATMAN!

Jr: I still think your a chicken hawk.

[B Mode]

"...I told ya crime don't pay, he's got...I say he's got a hole in his soul..." :D