Matthew Hunter
05-25-2001, 06:25 PM
-Sylvester, Wile E, Coyote, and Tweety split up to search the Warner movie lot, particularly the auditorium in which the previous meeting had taken place, and some soundstages.
Sylvester: “Well, not too many cluesth here! But I did find this…a little gray derby hat.”
Wile E.: “Well, it is not much, that is certain. It’s a beat-up old derby hat. People do not even wear such dated headgear anymore, except for a few of us cartoon characters…but it’s not either of those Fudd’s hats…they prefer brown.”
Tweety: “Hey, puddy-tat! I taw tometing! Fowwow me!’
-Tweety leads the cat and coyote into an old film vault. On the wall are pictures of the LT creators, everyone from Friz Freleng to Chuck Jones to Art Davis, Bob Clampett, and Norman McCabe. Dozens of shelves and stacks of old reels are collecting dust , and an old projector stands in the middle with a screen in front and an old bench to sit on.
Sylvester: “Why, it’s all our old movies! This must be the Looney Tunes cartoon archives! Thay, not that this ithn’t interesthting, but what does it have to do with Daffy and Porky?”
Tweety: “Well, there’s some old papers here, and dey tay dat Porky Pig’s first cartoon was in 1935. Daffy’s was in 1937. It also tays dat dey both were wesponsible, under the direction of Mr. Tex Avery, Fwiz Fweweng, and Wobert Cwampett, for making Wooney Tunes Wooney. In da pwocess, dey managed to dispwace some old-school actors, dey mention a puddy tat and a widdle vaudeviwwian boy. Dat’s da cwosest we’ve come so far to anyone with antipathy toward da victims.”
Wile E.: “Poppycock. That was, what, close to 65 years ago? I know of no such actors, they must have been fired permanently. And who in the world would hold a 65-year grudge? (Other than
Daffy Duck against Bugs Bunny?)”
Sylvester: “Hey, look! I’m playing a cartoon! It’s ME! Look! I’m chasthing you, Tweety! Oh, no, pleasth! Not the anvil!! You thtupid canary! Don’t do it! NOOOOO! Almostht had ya there! Hahaha!” (develops a slick grin)
Tweety: ‘Uh, oh, you dot dat wook in your eyes, puddy…no, don’t make me have to give you your anti-appetite meditine…”
Wile E. (grabbing Sylvester by the tail): “Snap out of it! We have got to save our friends, if you want lunch, go open up a can of Tuna or something! WILL power, boy, WILL power!”
Sylvester: ‘Will power, that’s it, will power. I-I gotta getta holda mythelf…Gotta control my craving! Thatsth it! WILL power! I have WILL power! I don’t wanna eat him, I don’t wanna eat him, I doooooooooon’t wanna eat him….”
Wile E.: “Good, see that you don’t. However, you may have found a valuable clue. I see that these films are chronologically ordered. 1935 and 1937, you say? Let’s try Porky’s first film. What’s it’s title?”
Tweety: “I Hadn’t Dot A Hat”, a color Mewwie Mewodie. It says dat all future Porky Pig films until the 1940’s were in bwack and white Looney Tunes, and he soon put da puddy tat called “Beans” out of a job.”
Wile E.: “Hat…hat….Aha! Here it is! Genius, that’s what it is, sheer genius! I’ve found the film! Sylvester, take this and set it up for viewing!”
Tweety: “Hey, wook, no wings! No shield bouncing at my widdle eyes!”
Sylvester: “Thufferin’ Thuccotash, did Porky join “Body Solutions” or something? He’s sure more sthvelte now!”
Wile E.: “Observe that cat closely…he looks like he was star material. He looks suspicious to me…observe his attitude toward his school friends here…as this appears to be a school show and tell day scene. Primitive, childish, absurd, but the cat is obviously seeking to steal the spotlight.”
Sylvester: “Well, that’sth typical of my spethies, always trying to be the best.”
-looks like puddy tat twouble....
-to be continued
-Matthew
Sylvester: “Well, not too many cluesth here! But I did find this…a little gray derby hat.”
Wile E.: “Well, it is not much, that is certain. It’s a beat-up old derby hat. People do not even wear such dated headgear anymore, except for a few of us cartoon characters…but it’s not either of those Fudd’s hats…they prefer brown.”
Tweety: “Hey, puddy-tat! I taw tometing! Fowwow me!’
-Tweety leads the cat and coyote into an old film vault. On the wall are pictures of the LT creators, everyone from Friz Freleng to Chuck Jones to Art Davis, Bob Clampett, and Norman McCabe. Dozens of shelves and stacks of old reels are collecting dust , and an old projector stands in the middle with a screen in front and an old bench to sit on.
Sylvester: “Why, it’s all our old movies! This must be the Looney Tunes cartoon archives! Thay, not that this ithn’t interesthting, but what does it have to do with Daffy and Porky?”
Tweety: “Well, there’s some old papers here, and dey tay dat Porky Pig’s first cartoon was in 1935. Daffy’s was in 1937. It also tays dat dey both were wesponsible, under the direction of Mr. Tex Avery, Fwiz Fweweng, and Wobert Cwampett, for making Wooney Tunes Wooney. In da pwocess, dey managed to dispwace some old-school actors, dey mention a puddy tat and a widdle vaudeviwwian boy. Dat’s da cwosest we’ve come so far to anyone with antipathy toward da victims.”
Wile E.: “Poppycock. That was, what, close to 65 years ago? I know of no such actors, they must have been fired permanently. And who in the world would hold a 65-year grudge? (Other than
Daffy Duck against Bugs Bunny?)”
Sylvester: “Hey, look! I’m playing a cartoon! It’s ME! Look! I’m chasthing you, Tweety! Oh, no, pleasth! Not the anvil!! You thtupid canary! Don’t do it! NOOOOO! Almostht had ya there! Hahaha!” (develops a slick grin)
Tweety: ‘Uh, oh, you dot dat wook in your eyes, puddy…no, don’t make me have to give you your anti-appetite meditine…”
Wile E. (grabbing Sylvester by the tail): “Snap out of it! We have got to save our friends, if you want lunch, go open up a can of Tuna or something! WILL power, boy, WILL power!”
Sylvester: ‘Will power, that’s it, will power. I-I gotta getta holda mythelf…Gotta control my craving! Thatsth it! WILL power! I have WILL power! I don’t wanna eat him, I don’t wanna eat him, I doooooooooon’t wanna eat him….”
Wile E.: “Good, see that you don’t. However, you may have found a valuable clue. I see that these films are chronologically ordered. 1935 and 1937, you say? Let’s try Porky’s first film. What’s it’s title?”
Tweety: “I Hadn’t Dot A Hat”, a color Mewwie Mewodie. It says dat all future Porky Pig films until the 1940’s were in bwack and white Looney Tunes, and he soon put da puddy tat called “Beans” out of a job.”
Wile E.: “Hat…hat….Aha! Here it is! Genius, that’s what it is, sheer genius! I’ve found the film! Sylvester, take this and set it up for viewing!”
Tweety: “Hey, wook, no wings! No shield bouncing at my widdle eyes!”
Sylvester: “Thufferin’ Thuccotash, did Porky join “Body Solutions” or something? He’s sure more sthvelte now!”
Wile E.: “Observe that cat closely…he looks like he was star material. He looks suspicious to me…observe his attitude toward his school friends here…as this appears to be a school show and tell day scene. Primitive, childish, absurd, but the cat is obviously seeking to steal the spotlight.”
Sylvester: “Well, that’sth typical of my spethies, always trying to be the best.”
-looks like puddy tat twouble....
-to be continued
-Matthew