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    While at church, Peter gets into an argument with another guy.

    Peter: Blasphemy!

    Peter tosses holy water at the guy, who starts screaming that it burns. Cut to a teacher sitting in his classroom somewhere.

    Teacher: Holy water? Where's that acid I ordered?

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    Family Guy funniest moment

    It was a flashback sequence where Peter as a young boy is at a museum and he asks the tour guide why did the dinosaurs become extinct and the tour guide says because you touch yourself at night.


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    Another funny moment from the Family Guy:

    The episode where Peter becomes ultra-feminist: Peter trying to breast-feed Stewie himself.

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    -In the episode where Peter found out his ancestor was black, there was a subplot where Stewie wanted to harness the mind control powers of cheerleaders (don't ask). He ties up the head cheerleader in the Men's restroom and takes her place during a basketball game. At the end of the episode, Quagmire walks into the stall with the bound-and-gagged head cheerleader. He stares for a moment, then says: "Dear Diary... JACKPOT!"

    Laughed for about 10 minutes after that one...

    -"There's a little girl stuck in that well, and noone can reach that far! Except for that guy, but he's helping an old lady tickle a midget in a tree (Shows a guy with freakishly long arms tickling the midget)."
    -Peter joins the Cavity Creeps
    -The Peppermint Patty/Marcy cameo
    -Elroy Jetson, Former Child Star
    -All the bits Mayor Adam West and Death
    -Too many others to name...
    "Superman ain't here to help sell your chocolatey-ass milk, rabbit! Superman makes his OWN chocolate milk, and he does it out of space dust and magic wishes! You ain't got NOTHING on imaginary potential Superman Milk, fool! GO HOME, RABBIT! GO HOME!"- Jon Morris, Gone & Forgotten

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    -"The Scooby-Doo Murder Mysteries"

    - Mafia Leader: You come to me, and ask me to kill a man i do not know. Now I ask you, why should I kill this.......Count Chocula?

    Cap'n Crunch: Because that Son of A ***** has been spreading lies! My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth!.........With all respect.

    -Lois: Oh, I'm a terrible mother!
    Stewie: Ha! I've got it all on tape. (takes out tape recorder and pushes play)
    Stewie's voice on tape:OK, OK, this is me interviewing Ed Sullivan. How are we doing today Mr. Sullivan? Well, Stewie, we have a really big show. OK, OK, and now a word from our sponsors. (Stewie quickly shuts off tape.)
    Stewie: I was, I was making radio shows for fun. Everyone does it, at least everyone I know...SHUT UP!

    -Cop: You got the stuff?
    Perp: Where's the money, huh? I wanna see the money!
    Cop: No, no. You don't see the money till I see the stuff.
    Stewie: Oh, for God's sake! There's only one way to end this nuisance! HE'S WEARING A WIRE!


    -Stewie: "Yea, and God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said, 'I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone.' And God said, 'Oh, I'm sorry, is this better? Check, check, check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.'"

    -Peter: Since I became president, profits have been higher than Alyssa Milano.
    Alyssa Milano: What kind of cheap shot!? Joel!
    Joel: I'm suing, I'm suing, I'm on it, I'm on it.
    "No man escapes the Manhunters!"

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    -Meg's Friend (To Lois): Wow, you're just like Martha Stewart!

    Loise: Oh, no, I'm really quite nice once you get to know me.

    - Stewie singing "Rocketman"

    - Stewie teething:

    Tooth #1: I claim this mouth in the name of... Incisor.

    Tooth #2: I think not!

    #1: (gasp) Bicuspid!Have at you!

    #2: On Guard!

    (after struggling but not moving)

    #2: Well, shall we bite the tongue then?

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    I like the episode that had something to do with tax exemptions.
    Oh jesus, man, I don't think I can do that! That's way too much Pressure! Gaaaa!

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    History Lesson

    Originally posted by Sacos
    My fav moment was in the Stewie and Brian travelling around the world ep when they go to Germany and ride the tour bus:

    Brian: Excuse me but your guide book has a gap from 1939 to 1945 in it. What about World War II
    Tour Guide: We were all out of the country at the time! No one was home!
    Brian: But what about the invasion of Austria?
    Tour Guide: We were invited! Cake was served.
    I think this was how the original scene went:

    Tour Guide: Any questions?
    Brian: Uh, yeah. There doesn't seem to be any history between 1939 and 1945. It's just a big gap.
    Tour Guide (quickly): Everyone was on vacation. (continues with tour): To your left there was the first city hall, erected in 15...
    Brian: Whoa, whoa, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
    Tour Guide: We were invited! Punch was served. Check with Poland.
    Brian: But you can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
    Tour Guide: Nope, nope, he went there to manage a Dairy Queen.
    Brian: A Dairy Queen, that's presposterous...
    Tour Guide (angrily): I will hear no more insinuations about the German people! Nothing bad happened! (starts yelling like Hitler; long silence)
    Brian: Uh, is that a beer hall.
    Tour Guide (calm again): Oh, yes. Munich was renown for its historic beer halls.

    I also like three other scenes from that episode:

    -The part where Kiss sings "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" after Lois tries to sing.

    -The part where Stewie and Brian are high in the Dutch cafe.

    -The part where Stewie finds out the truth about that TV show he liked (I think it's called "Happy Farm")

    All of those scenes had me rolling!
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    It had to be the one where they show the Irish, having an advanced civilization in the past and suddenly when beer is invented, everyone gets drunk and their society plunges to stupidity.

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    When Lois fights the Krypton villains during a bar fight, and puts them back in that little glass window that goes flying back into space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobias
    When Lois fights the Krypton villains during a bar fight, and puts them back in that little glass window that goes flying back into space.
    "Krypton sucks."
    "No man escapes the Manhunters!"

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    Hmm...normally bringing back threads isn't a good idea, but in this case (with Family Guy actually on AS now) would it be appropiate? Well, obviously its the mod's call.

    If I might add, I'd say the Peter vs. Chicken fight from "Da Boom" was one of the funniest things...ever.
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    I know....

    The clip where They show George Jetson and Astro on the outside treadmill, then somehow George finally gets inside and cusses out jane in front of the kids...

    haha.. that was pretty funny...
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    Star wars Laser Eye surgery:

    Luke: Ok, I'm just gonna make an incision here...
    Obi-wan: Use the fource, Luke.
    Luke: Are you sure, cause-
    Obi-wan: Use the, use the fource.
    Luke: OK.
    *Lightsaber hovers,stabs woman in the eye*
    Luke: Are you happy now?
    Obi-wan: I'm never happy
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    The Cheerios Scene
    Peter's trip to the desert with Wile E. Coyote
    The scenes with Adam West
    Captain Kirk on Star Trek

    - The Dork Knight
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    Well, I just said it on the Family Guy Week 3 thread. But I'll say it here too.

    Ted Turner: I'd like to announce I've given the a gift the whole world can appreciate....I've colorized the moon.

    "In an universe where nothing that we do matters, the only thing that matters is what we do."


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    The Walt Disney Skit(that was just so outragious, I couldn't help but laugh. I wonder why Disney never sued them for it.)
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    And yes, I know I spelled Captain wrong.

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    The Dick Van Dike Show opening
    Hick a Do La
    Peter breast feeding Stewie
    George Jetson yelling at Jane
    Black to the Future
    "Because he puts Skippy in my lunch"
    The Breakfast Club
    Trix Rabbit Scene
    Raisin Bran scene
    Optimus Prime is Jewish
    JFK Pez
    Peter in real life
    Peter turning into Mickey Mouse
    Twinkie the Kid on A&E Bio
    Spiderman saving Peter
    "I'm sorry, but you need 15 tickets to live."
    Chris ****** in his room while his father took his toy
    The Evil Monkey in Chris' closet
    Conjunction Junction Sex Ed
    Robocop Hall Monitor
    Walt Disney drawing Minnie Mouse
    Walking onto the Flinstone's set
    Big Bird in NYC
    Scooby Doo
    Speed Racer
    Taxi w/ Jacky Chan
    Peter hitting the Road Runner
    Peter telling off the people at the Million Man march
    Peter getting the relationship therapy videos which were actually porn movies
    Fat Albert getting the boat
    Peter meeting everyone at the entrance to Funworld
    All the Hitler jokes
    Peter eating chips while hiding from the Nazi's
    Kool Aid "Oh Yea!"
    Peter and his father doing Sanford and Son
    Alphabet Soup
    The Extermanators
    Everything with Fred Rogers
    Everything with Adam West
    Peter attacking the Lemonade Stand
    Chris being called a Fat Kid by the S&S security and Hotel security
    Ann B. Davis News Cameo
    when Quagmire is hitting on women
    Big Fat Paulie getting shot
    The British drive by taunting
    Peter w/ Luke Perry by the pool
    Albert Einstein killing God
    Peter talking about Cheezy Charlies

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    The Kool-Aid Man cameo.

    The Cheerios gag.

    "NOOOOO! Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids."

    "Holy crap, you can talk."

    Peter as a cavity.

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    It's hard to say which ones are the Funniest since they are all make me laugh so much but the Kool-Aid Man scene is near the top of my list.

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