Sara: All systems are go. In the pipe, five by five.
TOM: That’s what I like to hear. Punch it.
Yuzu: Ooooooh! So Karin, you brought home your boyfriend?!
Karin and Toshiro: No way!
Yuzu: You two are perfect for each other!
Ichigo: Toshiro! Who gave you permission to date my sister, huh?!
Toshiro: Rrgh! What are you talking about?!
Karin: Do you think he stopped ‘cause of Granny? It felt like it was more than just that. I think Yosuke was in a battle with himself, even after he turned into that monster
. I think that’s the reason that he stopped.
Splinter Cell Blacklist Review:
TOM (on Sam Fisher): I want to root for him, but it’s kinda hard to keep your eyes on the prize when he’s such a d!ck.
(RIP, Tom Clancy)
Shikamaru: Oh man, this is such a drag. I mean, gimme a break. I’ve gotta fight a girl?
Kin: Yeah, you just keep thinking that way, little man.
Shikamaru: And that’s what I call using your head! The wise shinobi carefully scouts the physical layout of the battlefield…and never loses sight of his position on it. That was your problem. I made sure she was so busy focusing on me, she didn’t notice the wall inches behind her head. So when we both dodged backwards, kabong! Now who’s hearing bells?
: Yeah! It’s here! It’s here at last! The moment I’ve been waiting for! Finally, I get a chance to show what I’ve got!
Kiba: Look at that, it’s us against the kid! Hey, Akamaru, I think you and I just won the lottery!
One Piece #225:
Foxy: A captain has to earn the respect of his crew, you know. It doesn’t come free.
Usopp: Whoa, is it just me, or is Foxy kinda cool all of a sudden?
Luffy: He’s okay, for a split-head.
Luffy: Hey, come over here and check this out, quick! Split Head’s on fire over there!
Sanji: He’s on fire?
Nami: That sounds dangerous.
Luffy: Leave everything to me. I’m gonna get your groove back, Fox Man. I’m your opponent now! But I warn you, Fang Frog Pirates, this afro don’t take prisoners!
Usopp and Sanji: So funky!
Soul Eater #31:
Black Star: What was that for?!
Maka: Don’t bully Crona.
Black Star: What’s up? Someone’s bullying Crona?! Crona, if someone’s giving you a hard time, you just let ol’ Black Star know! I’ll throw ‘im out the nearest window!
Death: You’re aware that because of her extraordinary scouting abilities, Azusa has been given the task of hunting down the Kishin.
Spirit: You know Azusa’s the one in charge of hunting down the Kishin,right?
Death: But there’s a limit to what she can do form here. That’s why I need you to help. While she’s using her eyes, I want you to use your legs. Travel everywhere, searching for the Kishin.
Spirit: But she can only do so much with her eyes, that’s where you come in. You’re gonna be her legs.
Death: Hey, that’s not what I said. Repeat it properly from now on.
Spirit: You’re taking too long to explain it.
Death: Say that again!
Spirit: Yeah, fine, I got it.
Medusa: Marie? What’s she like?
Crona: She’s gentle and kind. She’s friendly to everybody, and she always looks out for me.
Medusa: Hm, is that so? All right, let’s make use of that sweet nature of hers…
Sword Art Online #9:
Klein: Hi! I’m K-Klein. I’m 24 and single, and looking for--!
*Kirito punches him*
Klein’s men: Whoa! Are you really that Asuna?
Asuna: You reckless…idiot!
Kirito: Geez, don’t hug me so hard. I’ll lose the last of my HP.
Klein: People would definitely be jealous you had that. And that. (Asuna) Well, they say your character’s built by life’s challenges, so keep soldiering on, young man!
Kirito: Easier said than done.
Liz: Looks are only a part of it. Men are also looking for strength these days. They said I was the perfect choice!
Takeshi: She’ll believe anything. All they have to do is blow a little smoke up her—OW!
River: So you’re the model, huh? You gonna be okay out there?
Liz: Don’t worry about it. Beat it, cowboy.
River: Didn’t mean no harm, ma’am.
Uh oh! Looks like we’ve got a wardrobe malfunction!
Liz: Now it’s a mini-dress!
My goodness! She’s turned a mistake into magic with a bold new fashion statement! Could this become a hot new look that’ll sweep the nation?!
Liz: Glad I wore something underneath!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars #1.7:
Intro: You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head.
Grievous: What secrets do you carry, my little friend?
Grievous: So defiant! No need for fear, we’re all droids here!
Gha’ Nachkt: General Grievous!
Grievous: What is it?
Gha’ Nachkt: It appears this droid’s mission memory has never been erased. It contains every Republic formation and strategy they have!
Grievous: Good work. You’ve certainly earned your fee this time.
Gha’ Nachkt: More than my fee. This droid is worth more, I get paid more. Now I suggest—AAAGH!
Grievous: There’s your bonus!
Big O Season 2 #10 (23):
Alex: Dad, you know, you never once held me in your arms as would a father to his son. I don’t mind, really, but what is it that’s deep down in your memories? Please, don’t take all the memories you have from before you built the domes to the grave.
Gordon: Oh, yes, you’re my son aren’t you?
Gordon (to his crops): All of you here, you’re all my beloved sons and daughters.
Alex: I love you, Dad.
Dorothy: I am what I am. I am not like the robots or Roger.
Norman: What are you going on about, Dorothy?!
Norman: Sons of b****es!
Sango: What’ll we do? There’s so many of them, we’ll be fighting forever!
Miroku: I agree. There’s only one thing to do before anyone gets injured…run like the wind and don’t look back!
: I bet you can’t keep track of all the bad things you’ve done!
Miroku: Trust me, Inuyasha, if I was surrounded by beautiful women and living it up each and every night, I wouldn’t forget it.
Sango: Ugh, listen!
Miroku: Do you think you could teach me your methods?
Hachi: Methods for what?
Miroku: I mean the secret to your popularity with the ladies, what else?
Hachi: Oh, well that’s easy! Nothing drives them mad like total indifference!
Shippo: You should have a little sympathy for them, Inuyasha.
Shippo: Kagome, Sango and Miroku aren’t strong like us. They’re only weak mortals. You’re expecting the impossible.
Sango: Did he call us weak mortals?
Miroku: Well, it’s a good thing you understand, Shippo.
Shippo: Huh, what? I didn’t say something weird, did I?
Kagome: Nope, not at all.
Shippo: Okay, that stuff all makes sense. That “mitama” something-or-other you were saying was starting to give me a headache.
Izumo: Aramitama of courage, Nigimitama of friendship, Kushimitama of knowledge, Sakimitama of love. When these four spirits are gathered into one, and good and evil are sealed inside the chaos, then it is possible for a Sacred Jewel to be created.
Agh! Oh no, there he goes! He’s lost me again!