TOM: Yo, Sara, how’s it lookin’?
Sara: Ass-kicking meter is at 97%.
TOM: 97%? Wow. You think we’ll be at full ass-kick in time?
Sara: 98…99…we have achieved 100% ass-kicking.
TOM: Phew! That was close.
Sara: I’ve seen closer.
Kon: I love watermelons so muuuch! Even when they’re out of season!
Kon: I’m not gonna let you have her, so get ready for some paaaaaiiin! If I have to pound her out of you, I’ll do it until my fists are raaaaaw!
Kon: Wait a minute! Is that it?! After all that trouble we went through, and he still gets the girl?! This isn’t right! It’s not fair! I thought I was the star of this episode! I demand a re-write! Call my agent!
Kisumi: Enough! I give!
Kankuro: But if you’re bones are all crushed, just think how much more flexible you’ll be!
Ino: Sooor-ryyyy! That head of your is so empty, that I mistook it for a vase and thought I’d better put flowers in it!
Kakashi: Well, Naruto
, rivalry is a tricky business, not that I would know. *looks at Guy*
Kakashi: Eheheheh. Oh, hi there.
Guy: Ugh, what else would I expect from my old rival Kakashi? Yet another glib, senseless statement. MAN, it burns me up when he acts so COOL!
One Piece #223:
Robin: Listen, we all have dreams that we want to fulfill on this sea.
Nami: Don’t be so stupid! People can’t live just sailing around the world, chasing their dreams, and doing whatever the hell they want! Come on! Gimme a break!
Robin: Maybe, but tell me something. What could be more important than chasing your dream? “Let’s chase our dreams together. Nothing in the world is more fun than that!” If our captain were here now, that’s what he’d say.
Seahorse: Bi bah! Bi booo!
Chopper: He said, “I still haven’t played my trump card yet!”
Soul Eater #29:
TV: An apple! An apple! An apple! An apple! An apple! An apple! ……
Stein: Bring it on…I’ll dissect you all!
Soul, Maka, Ox and Harvard: Creepy…
Black Star: HELL YEAH!
Sword Art Online #7:
Kirito: Just keep quiet and stay out of the way.
Lisbeth: Wha—Keep quiet and--!
Kirito: By the way, my name’s Kirito. Looks like we’re a party until we make that sword.
Lisbeth: Yeah, whatever, Ki-rito!
Kirito: Well, if you’re gonna be like that, I can roll with it, Lissss-beth!
Kirito: I think I have an idea.
Kirito: Yeah. We could try running up the wall.
Lisbeth (deadpan): You’re insane.
Kirito: Maybe, but that’s all I’ve got for ideas right now.
Lisbeth: Kirito! You know what?!
Kirito: No! What?!
Lisbeth: Don’t freak out, but I’m falling in love with you!
Nurse: Ms. Stapleton, what are you doing up here?
Amy: Um, rehab stuff?
Nurse: Really? Well, according to your doctors, you’re supposed to be doing “rehab stuff” with me on the parallel walking bars.
Satomi: Andrei, what do you think? Is she ready yet?
Andrei: Well, I’m really happy about one thing anyway: it looks like it’s finally time for the Rocket to retire.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars #1.5:
Intro: The best confidence builder is experience.
Droid: Unit 2-6, is that you?
Rex: Roger Roger.
Droid: You sound strange. Is something wrong with your vocabulator?
Rex: Roger Roger.
Droid: Take off your helmet. Let me see your faceplate
Rex: Roger Roger.
Cody: This is never gonna work.
Rex: Roger Roger!
Droid: Do we take prisoners?
*takes them down with him*
Big O Season 2 #8 (21):
Alan: Chopping you up and utterly destroying you will be all the more enjoyable because you do understand the consequences will make him suffer too.
Dorothy: What exactly are you? A human? An android just like me? I’m unable to determine what you are.
Alan: Hahahaha! I’m the Booooo-gey Man!
Dastun: This city is like a stage. And we’re actors who’ve been placed on that stage. Actors who aren’t even told what the plot is or what’s gonna happen next. *offers Angel
Angel: But why?
Dastun: To keep some of your sanity. It’s only with these that we can prove to ourselves that we are who we are. It’s sad, but right now, that’s the way it has to be. All we can do is accept it and protect others. The instant we start to have our doubts…
Dastun: I don’t know. I’m sorry, it’s hard for me. I’m not really good with words and all.
Alex: What’s wrong?! I am your Dominus, Big Fau!
Big Fau: Cast in the name of God, ye not.
Kagome: So tell me, how did you know about making such a great
: My, uh, mother used to make it.
Kagome: Your mother? And she taught you how to make it?
Inuyasha: Well, the ingredients are a little different. When she made it, she used to use dried ingredients. But I used fresh stuff.
Kagome: Fresh stuff? Fresh what exactly?
Inuyasha: Well, fresh…
*Sota warns him not to say*
Inuyasha: Dah, who cares? As long as it works.
Sota: You gotta help me!
Inuyasha: What do you want me to do?
Sota: Let me practice on you.
Sota: Let me practice saying “I love you” so I can tell Hitomi. Please say yes!
Sota (to Inuyasha, practicing): I love you!
Kagome: Am I interrupting?!
*Sota and Hitomi embrace. Kagome and Inuyasha are a bit embarrassed.*
Kagome: Third graders sure grow up fast these days.
Inuyasha: Got to, uh, give him credit.