Rebuild of Evangelion 2.22: You Can (Not) Advance:
Kaji: Sorry we couldnít get you the new model in time.
Mari: Or a plugsuit that fits my chest.
Shinji: Well, thank you for meeting me here. Iím glad that we got to talk.
Gendo: Are you?
Kaji: Well Ďll tell ya, ladies love a man who knows his way around the kitchen.
Kensuke: Do ya hear that?
Toji: Say what?! You wonít find me doiní it! Itís no job for a man!
Asuka: More like a caveman, idiot.
Toji: Whatíd you call me?! Thereís nothing wrong with having principles!
Asuka: Unless theyíre stupid principles.
Misato: The projected target areaís too vast for one Eva to cover.
Rei: How do you know where to place us?
Misato: Womanís intuition.
Asuka: Oh, thatís reliable!
Shinji: Whatís the chance of success?
Misato: Itís probably best if you donít know that.
Shinji: I donít understand it, but thereís something comforting about sitting inside the Eva, even in a time like this. Itís familiar, somehow. Is it the smell? It reminds meÖof my momÖand Rei.
Toji: Look at this, the newlyweds are fighting again!
Mari: You smell good. Like LCL, one of my favorite smells in the world.
Kaji: Hey, lonely? I could take you out on a date.
Shinji: You realize Iím a guy, right?
Kaji: Do I look like I care? Genderís got nothing to do with love.
Kaji: Just messiní with you. Thirsty?
Asuka: Itís cool that itís red and all, but what pervert designed this suit? Itís a bit revealing!
Shinji: Thank you, Rei, for trying to bring me and my dad together.
Rei: Iím sorry I couldnít. I wanted you to be happy.
Shinji: It doesnít matter. This is all I need.
Pikmin 3 Review:
TOM: I know itís gonna be a 9 out of 10 but itís just not perfect yet. I lost too many good Pikmin in that battle.
Sara: TOM, are you crying?
TOM: No! I think I just got some space dust in my eye. Ahem.
*Maki silently purchases a porn magazine andÖ*
Machine voice (loudly): Thank you for your purchase of Sluts of Masochism! Donít forget your change!
*City lights come on.*
Parrot: This is our new nun, Juliet. She majored in Psychology with a minor in Brainwashing!
Lady S: Why donít you just spend the rest of your life in your sordid little fantasy?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars #1.3:
Intro: Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by themselves.
Droid 1: Boy, this is a lot more fun when theyíre not shooting back!
Droid 2: I still canít seem to hit anything. *Grievous wipes him out*
Dooku: Grievous, those battle droids are expensive. The Jedi are never that harsh with their clones.
Grievous: Ha! The care these Jedi show for their troops is a weakness!
Dooku: A weakness we shall continue exploit.
Plo Koon: The nebula can be very unpredictable. I advise caution.
Shadow 2: Donít worry about us, Master Jedi. We can hold our own. Right, Shadow Squadron?
Shadow 1l: Copy that, Shadow 2.
Ahsoka: Does anyone care what the Padawan thinks?
Anakin: Of course we care, Snips! But weíre still going through that nebula.
Big O Season 2 #6 (19):
Frederick: These crimes mustnít be allowed to continue. Paradigmís executive staff hopes for a speedy resolution to this case.
Dastun: Go to hell!
Frederick: Excuse me?
Dastun: Youíre recording everything I say into your memory, arenít you, Mr. Android? That was for the executive staff who will be listening!
Roger: Well, itís my personal credo to treat all young beautiful women with the utmost respect. With you, though, since the moment we met, itís been nothing but trouble. So Iíve been making exceptions to that credo where youíre concerned. Or more to the point, when Iím dealing with you, I seem to always be on guard.
: Yes, butÖ
Roger: But we seem to be two people with something in common: weíre two people who donít run from trouble.
Sango: I meant that itís too dangerous to go alone since the demon could show up again any moment now.
: If thatís what you mean, then donít worry. Mirokuís strong enough to take of himself.
Inuyasha: Whatís with the glare?!
Kagome: Well, duh.
Exorcist: That turned out quite well, doncha think? You mustíve been worried knowing that the monk and the princess were in each othersí armsÖbut at an underground burial site of all places. Nothing romantic could ever happen there.
Sango: Please, this is hardly the time for such nonsense.
Exorcist: Youíre very fond of him. I can tell the monk means quite a lot to you. Itís written all over your face!