Omeada: Well you see, Iím with Squad 2 of the Thirteen Court Guards. In fact, I happen to be the Captain!
Boy: Youíre a Captain? Really?!
Omeada: I kinda blurted that out without thinking it through. Oh well, heís just a kid! What harm could it do?
Soi Fon: Oh calm down, Marechiyo. The fact of the matter is your absence wasnít missed in the least.
Omeada: Oh, kinda sad when you put it that way.
Yoruichi: I suppose youíd have to say he brought this on himself.
Ichigo: Didnít we contribute just a little?
Sasuke: Okay, I admit it, I kinda borrowed that move. But from here on in, itís all original!
: Hey, Sasuke! You won, but in such an uncool way! You came out looking like youíre the one who got beat up!
Sasuke: Idiot. Give me a break, you littleóoh well.
Tenten: Last year, Neji Hyuga was the rookie to beat. This year, itís Sasuke Uchiha!
One Piece #221:
Robin: Well now that Iíve told you what happened, letís hear your story. Why donít you tell us what you think happened to you, yesterday.
Chopper: Iím pretty sure I went to pick medicinal herbs with Doctorine. And then I went back to the castle and went to bed and woke up here.
Usopp: Well Iímóbeing ignored.
Soul Eater #27:
Arachne: Maka, Soul. Last night, you had a little argument, didnít you? Over who it was that burned the curry.
Maka: How could you possibly know that?
Arachne: It was Soul. He forgot to turn the burner off and scorched your dinner.
*Maka glares at Soul while he looks away in feigned innocence.*
*Arachne blocks an attack from Crona*
Arachne: A close call, but I guess I have aged a bit in these last 800 years.
Justin: Attention, DWMA students! As there is only one opponent, I will end this quickly! Please wait a moment, if you donít mind!
Soul: Damn, heís loud.
Maka: Because of the earphones, maybe?
Sword Art Online #5:
Kirito: Good morning. You slept like a rock.
*Asuna draws her sword, butÖ*
Asuna: You get one meal. One meal, all you can eat, my treat. Then weíll be even. Deal?
Asuna: Listen, youíre going to work with me until we solve this thing. Until we do, there wonít be any time for napping, okay?
Kirito: Okay, but youíre the one who was napping.
*Asuna gasps, then squeezes his hand*
Andrei: I know how I always tell you guys, ďGet out there and win.Ē After being back in the cockpit today, I remembered sometimes thatís easier said than done.
Mark: Well, donít forget. We still have one more race before Amyís back.
Andrei: Ouch, donít remind me.
Cunningham: Takeshi, I never thought Iíd have to say this to you, but I no longer consider you a worthy rival. You guys betrayed everything the IGPX stands for.
Jan: Andrei cheated out there today and you know it!
Takeshi: I get the point.
Yuri: Never get between a boy and his video games, I guess.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars #1.2:
Intro: Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction.
Clone: Well, General, this is another fine mess weíve gotten into.
Plo Koon: Your sense of humor is improving.
Plo Koon: Sergeant, why are you so certain no one is coming?
Sinker: We're just clones, sir. We're meant to be expendable.
Plo Koon: Not to me.
Big O Season 2 #5 (18):
Beck: I promised to make a more effective and appealing presentation to the Paradigm Corporation that your superb technology ultimately deserves. The arrangements for that presentationÖare almost readyyyyy!
Dastun: R. Dorothy, a negotiator. No way can I condone this.
Officer: Colonel Dastun! A megadeus has appeared; itís that black one!
Dastun: What?! S-STOOOPPP!!!
*cars and tanks skid*
Beck: Beck the Great
Ayame: I donít like this! Your name sounds just like mine!
Kagome: Only the final syllable, ďmeĒ!
Ayame: Koga, your arm! This is my fault for jumping in.
Koga: This is nothing but a flesh wound.
Sango: Is Kagome part of a love triangle with Koga and Ayame?
Miroku: I donít think so. Itís more like Ayame came to get Koga and take him back with her.
Shippo: But Koga loves only Kagome. Unlike some other guy, heís not a two timer. *Inuyasha
hits him.* Oh! Whatíd you do that for, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Hm, serves you right.
Koga: We were close to the river on that night too. I wonít let Naraku get the better of me. But thereís no guarantee that Iíll be alive after I get my revenge. Ayame, forget about that night we saw the rainbow.
Ayame: I wonít forget. I wonít ever forget that you protected me. Even if the rainbow fades.