Aizen: And just who might you be?
Don Kanonji: Huh?! You gotta be kidding me! Have you been living under a rock?! You donít watch much television, do you, smart guy?! All right! Iíll tell ya one more time! I am the--
Tatsuki: So what did you come here for, Don Kanonji?
Don Kanonji: WHYíD YOU DO THAT?! I was just startiní to do my own special copyrighted one-of-a-kind introduction! How can you be so cruel?! Come on!
Rangiku: Why did you choose to go to work for Aizen? Answer me! Why on earth did you go and betray Izuru?! You betrayed his trust in you!
Gin: Is that really what you want to know? Youíre upset that I betrayed Izuru? Sounds to me like youíre really talking about yourself.
Tensa Zangetsu: What happens to what you want to protect is no concern of mine. What you want to protect, Ichigo, is not the same thing that I want to protect.
Ichigo: But hereís the way I see it. What I want to protect has never changed. It may be very different than what concerns you, but thatís not the issue! I will protect whomever I want to protect!
Tensa Zangetsu: And thatís what youíll use Getsuga Tensho for?
Ichigo: Thatís right!
Zaku: Better a live sheep than a dead lion. Ainít that right, Fatso?
Choji: Did I just hear that right? What did that guy just say?
Shikamaru: Uh oh. He just pushed Chojiís button big time.
Choji: You wanna try saying that again?
Zaku: I said youíre smart to get out while you still can, Fatty!
Choji: WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT?! IíM JUST A LITTLE CHUBBY, OKAAAAAAY?!! RAAAAAAGH!!! CHUBBIIIIIIEEEEES FOREVEEEEEEEER!!!!
Choji: That does it! Now this is personal! Itís a fight to the death between Leaf and Sound!
Ino: IóI donít understand you guys. What kind of monster would attack their own teammate?
Zaku: I guessÖmonsters like us.
Sasuke: You seem to be very proud of these arms of yours. You must beÖvery attached to them!
One Piece #215:
(after Chopper transforms)
Porsche: Oh no, whatís that?! Now heís not cute at all!
Ref: Hamburg is safe!
Robin: You sure? Article 54 states that while the face doesnít count, the top of the head is still fair game.
Rokuroshi: If I were you , Iíd start using my head first before somebody chops it off! The girl is right, Hamburg is out!
Ref: Iím sorry, sir!
(Zoroís out of the game)
Sanji: Hey there, buddy.
Zoro: Whatever youíre about to say, I donít want to hear it, especially after that stunt you just pulled.
Soul Eater #21:
Crona: I hate wobbly giggles!
Maka: Thatís too bad, I like Ďem!
Mizune: Huh. What a distasteful outfit.
Blair: Like youíre really one to talk. Isnít this top a little drafty?
Fish Shop Guy: HOOOOOTTT!!
Blair: Didnít you die, or something?
Soul: The fear of interacting with other people, huh? Even I get that one.
Michiru: Weíve come a long way. So, what do you say we go out there and have some fun? Donít even worry about winning!
Yuri: Ms. Satomi?
Michiru: You didnít think I was serious? That was just a little joke! What are we doing this for anyway? To be champions! With that said, letís kick their ass!
Andrei: Takeshi, youíre a fan of The Rocket, are you? Well if you win, Iíll introduce you to him.
Takeshi: Huh?! Really?!
Andrei: Yeah, really. But youíve gotta win.
Takeshi: You got it!
Liz: Yeah, that works out great for him, but whatís in it for me and Amy?
Andrei: My love and affection.
Liz: Ugh! No thanks, I think Iíll pass!
Amy: Me too!
Eureka 7 #46:
Jurgens: Dominic, are you sure you want to share your destiny with this ship?
Dominic: Of course, sir. I thought I already was considered part of the crew.
Jurgens: Thatís not what Iím talking about. You know what I mean.
Dominic: Iím sure sheíll understand all thisÖsomeday.
Jurgens: Someday, huh? The fact that you still believe that is a sign you are young.
Jurgens: Youíre using an altered signal hidden behind a dummy shortwave carrier. Do all lifters commit illegal acts like this?
Holland: What are you talking about? In order to protect something important, we break the law, just like you guys do.
Jurgens: So now Iíve fallen to the same level as thugs.
Naraku: Muso, I demand that you return to me.
Muso: You must be joking!
Naraku: The thought repulses me as well, but you were released too early, Iím afraid.
Muso: I remember what happened, now. Youíre the one who killed Kikyo fifty years ago!
Naraku: And in your twisted greed, you summoned the demons right to your side. Those same demons which devoured your flesh wished to kill Kikyo.
Muso: It was your desire, not theirs!
Naraku: I was not the one to blame. I am Naraku, and you should know that by now.
Totosai: They seem to be under the wrong impression. But Iím gonna get the bath!
Bunza: So how come youíre being so nice to me?
Inuyasha: Who knows? Maybe itís because one of my friends is about the same age as you are.
Sango: Whatís the matter, Shippo?
Shippo: I think Iím getting a cold.
Miroku: Either that or someone is talking about you behind your back.