Bleach #282:
Love: You have a talking gun? Now that’s what I call weird.
Lilinette: What of it?! It’s nowhere near as weird as that star-shaped hairdo of yours, ya jerk!
Naruto #9:
Zabuza (to Kakashi): When I finish with you, you’ll never open that monkey mouth again!
Zabuza: How?! Can you see into the future?!
Kakashi: Yes, this is your last battle…ever!
*Zabuza is hit by two needles to the neck, and apparently dies*
???: You were right, it was his last battle.
(after
Naruto's complaint)
Kakashi: Well, even if you don’t accept it, still, it did happen, Naruto. In this world, there are kids who are younger than you…and yet, stronger than me.
Thundercats #17:
Javan: You broke a curse, born of pride, through of an act of humility.
Samurai 7 #24:
Shichiroji: I’d say I’m nervous, but I keep thinking of what Gorobei-san would say if he were here.
Kikuchiyo: Yeah! He’d say, “Nervous? You’ve gotta be kidding! Get out there and die with honor, man!”
*Komachi cries*
Kirara: Komachi, what’s the matter with you?
Komachi: I don’t want Kiku to die with honor!
Kirara: I promised them that I would be strong, but I feel like I’m breaking.
Sanae: Take it from someone who has been broken. When you’re heart opens a new window, there is no gain in hiding your eyes from the light.
Kikuchiyo: Kikuchiyo and the boys! Out to kick some Capital ass!
Sym-bionic Titan #17:
Todd: It’ll be
great. Think of it. Girls with crunchy hairspray-dos, neon socks, sweaters hanging off their shoulders, lip gloss, guys in skinny ties, pegged jeans, new wave glasses…it’ll be so tubular!
Lance: We’re going to die because you two can’t stop thinking about a stupid dance!
Ilana: No! It’s about home. And family.
Octus: And making the one you care about cry.
Eureka 7 #24:
Renton: No matter how hoarse I get, if this scream of mine can melt away into the darkness, there is just one thing that I want to tell someone. Eureka, right now, I really need to see you!
Eureka: Please! I have to know where Renton is! You need him to, don’t you, Nirvash?! Nirvash!
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #12:
NB: These people are hopeless. They’ve tried everything except each other!
*Alan, Barry and Cohen start eating him*
NB: No! No! Hey! Now wait a minute—oh! Hey, leave my circuits alone!
Trull: So what do you want for it?
NB: I’m glad you asked me that. Let me think. Uh, first, I want some girls. Then, I want, uh, more girls. And then, finally, well, you know, girls. Can’t have too many of them, you know!
Trull: Boy, the GP employs some pretty messed up robots. It’s a deal.
NB: Your engine is at its limits, isn’t it, Captain! The only way to avoid certain destruction is to surrender. Just to show I am not as cruel as you might think, I’m going to spare all the women!
Amane: Damn you!
NB: Watch your tongue, dear ladies! You’re talking to your new master! I wouldn’t wish to make me angry, if I were you! Ha ha!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #11:
Dominic: You ought to be more careful not to strain your outfiting. That could be the reason why his growth is stunted.
Edward: HEY! SHUT UP! Wait, are you telling me that if my automail was lighter I would grow taller than this?
Dominic: It is a possibility.
[fantasy]
Alphonse: Wow, brother, you’re so big!
Winry: You’ve grown so tall!
Edward: Next to me, you guys sure look small!
[/fantasy]
Inuyasha #23:
Inuyasha: What do you mean by “the whole thing”?! Wait, Kagome, what was I doing when you saw me?! Wait! Tell me, Kagome!
Kagome: Sit! I mean the whole thing! All of it! I had a front row seat!
Inuyasha: I don’t suppose I could have both of them?
Shippo: Mmgh! You two-timing—
Miroku: Well, it’s a common problem between men such as ourselves. And it’s one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For if either girl were to find out…
Kagome: SIT!
Miroku: That’s right,
big sit. Huh?
Shippo: They say that karma includes bad thoughts.
Miroku: Just as well, we spared him a great deal of grief.
Inuyasha #24:
Sango: Return my weapon. And my armor. I shall avenge my village…and destroy this Inuyasha who has slain my kin!
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