TOM: Next week, Bleach
is back with all new episodes. Finish catching up with this last rerun, and stick around for the rest of the night. Donít cost nuthiní. Naruto #8:
Zabuza: You think wearing a headband makes you a ninja? When youíve hovered between life and death so many times it doesnít faze you, then you may be called a ninja. When youíve become so deadly, your profile is entered in my bingo book, then you may have earned the title ninja. But to call upstarts like you ďninjaĒ is a joke! Naruto
: Hey you, the freak with no eyebrowsÖ Put this in your bingo book! The ninja that will become Hokage of the Village Hidden in the LeavesÖhe never backs down! His nameís Naruto Uzumaki!
Zabuza: Imagine young ninja like you, eating together, training together, and then comes the final exam. Only they change the rules: kill or be killed! You canít stop while your opponent still breathes. He was your friend, shared your dreamsÖnow itís him or you! Thundercats #16:
Lion-O: This test is impossible! No one can get you out of this ring!
Panthro: If thatís what the king says, then it must be so.
Lion-O: Wait a second. I am the king, and youíre my subject, general. I order you to get out of this circle!
Panthro: As you wish, my king.
Lion-O: I thought this was gonna be a test of strength.
Panthro: It was, and your greatest strength is as a leader. Try not to forget it.
Tygra: Maybe I thought I would be a better king, but I wasnít the only one!
Lion-O: You think father believed it too?!
Tygra: It wasnít father I was talking about, it was you. And it appears you still believe it.
*Tygra grabs the bell, then hand Lion-O the death key*
Tygra: Iím sorry.
Lion-O: I guess itís time.
Jaga: Time to use what youíve learned to lead your people to victory as the reborn King of the Thundercats.
Lion-O: I can stay?! How? The trials!
Jaga: The trials were designed to test more than just your skill. They were designed to test your heart. When you made the ultimate sacrifice to save your friends, you showed what it means to truly be a king.
*Everyone asks Lion-O about what Jaga was talking about.*
Lion-O: I guess Iíll start at the beginningÖwhen I died. Samurai 7 #23:
Mizuki: They planted the Emperorís seed in us, hoping to yield a crop of clones! How is that any different from our rice fields? Do you know how dehumanizing that is?!
Ukyo: After taking over the world, you need loyal subjects. Farmers and samurai have proven their allegiance by killing the Nobuseri. And you Nobuseri are proving their allegiance by being killed. And really, is there no greater honor for any proud warrior than to give his life in the service of his master?
Tanomo: Dishonoring swine! *He and Raiden are wiped out by the Capitalís main cannon.*
Heihachi (about the Shikimoribito): Donít these guys ever get a head rush hanging around like that all the time? Sym-bionic Titan #16:
King: You showed me that you really are the person I always knew you could be. Your father would be proud. Iím proud. Iím counting on you.
Lance: I wonít let you down, your Majesty.
King: I know you wonít. Eureka 7 #23:
Renton: No, nothing like that.
Ray: Oh, do you miss your mother then?
*Renton realizes heís holding her bra!*
Ray: Iím just kidding!
Ray (to gang attacking Renton and firl): Iím sorry, but can you call it a day? I donít want anymore people injured!
Charles: I wonít condemn you for the actions that you took. In fact, I believe what you did was the right thing to do as a human being. But whether or not that girl really wished for such a thing is a completely different matter. Moreover, thereís no way to know, as we never spoke a single word to her.
Ray: Just a few minutes ago, she passed away.
Charles: What to do now? Tenchi Muyo! GXP #11:
Kiriko: I canít believe it! My Seina in a lingerie store!
Amane: I wouldíve given him my underwear if he just asked!
Kiriko: Thatís disgusting!
Amane: Oh stop it! Please, I mean, Iíd at least wash Ďem first!
Kiriko: Oh right, thatís a lot better!
Amane: So are all the boys on Earth into this kinky stuff?
Kiriko: This has to be a dream!
Erma: Why you? Of all the people in the GP, why did it have to be the one person that I canítÖ*drops her gunÖand changes into Ryoko!* Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #10:
Envy: You humans donít make any sense to me. You throw away your lives for nothing.
Maes Hughes(final words): Gracia, Iím so sorry. Elicia, remember, Daddy loves you. Iím sorry. Inuyasha #21:
Kagome: Sota, donít you have something better to do? Why donít you go outside and find a human to interact with?
Onigumo: My soul is rancid to the core, yet it still holds value. Feast on my flesh. I must possess my former mobility. Then the jewel will be mine, not to mention the lovely maiden Kikyo. Feast on me, demons, devour me! And in exchange, bestow me with your mobility and strength! YesÖ!
Naraku: And that is how the many demons merged to become one, a demon named Narakuómyself! Inuyasha #22:
Miroku: After them quickly!
Princess: Please, stay with me! Inuyasha
: Miroku having women troubles again?
Shippo: I think she may be a demon and not a woman at all.
Woman: OOOHH! Oh, little fox, how can you treat me so-o-o-o?!
Inuyasha: Look, Iím gonna be a great
demon someday, so why should I waste my time going around rescuing humans?
Kagome: Oh, arenít you the villain. Youíre practically a saint and you know it.
Inuyasha: Saint?! Okay, where are you going with this one, Kagome?
Kagome: Itís supposed to be a compliment.