Far Cry 3 Review
TOM: You and your adrenaline-junkie friends are dropped out of the sky and into a hell on Earth.
Naruto #7:
Tazuna: If you end the mission when you drop me ashore, there will be no bridge. They’ll assassinate me before I reach home. But, don’t feel bad about that. Of course, my sweet little grandson will be upset. He’ll cry, “Grandad! I want my Grandad!” Oh, and my daughter will condemn the ninja of the Hidden Leaves, denouncing and blaming you for abandoning her father and living her life in sorrow! Oh well, it’s not your fault. Forget it.
Kakashi: Well, I guess we have no other choice. We’ll have to keep guarding you.
Tazuna: Oh! I’m very grateful. (to fourth wall) I win!
Kakashi: Well, if we fail, we only lose our lives.
Sakura: How can you say that?!
Zabuza: Eight points.
Sakura: What’s that?
Zabuza: Larynx, spine, lungs, liver, jugular, subclavian artery, kidneys, heart. Now, which will be my kill point?
Thundercats #15:
Lion-O: Gotta keep your eyes open, Kat. And if those deceive you, you can always use your nose.
Cheetara: You win.
Lion-O: Or to put it another way, you lose.
Cheetar: Well, my goal was to teach you a lesson. So actually, I still win.
Samurai 7 #22:
Kyuzo (to Kambei): These men were sent here to kill you, so I killed them instead.
Kikuchiyo: Aw, thanks a lot, you big softy! You know, you act all dark and stuff, but deep down you really care!
Kyuzo: Don’t misunderstand. I’m just waiting for what was promised me.
Old Man: Doesn’t matter who the Emperor is or what promises are made. The lives of us farmers won’t change.
Samurai: Why not?
Old Man: Weeds are made to be trampled on, and they always grow back. It’s the same with us. Regardless of how the world changes around us, our lot remains the same.
Sym-bionic Titan #15:
Steele: You need to speak their language. Use some of that slang the young hooligans are so fond of.
Stevens: Hey! Whassuuuup?!
Steel: Whassuuuup!
Soldiers: WHASSUUUUUP!!!
Stevens: Whassuuuuup!
*girls giggle*
Steele: This is music?
Steele: I said move it! That’s an order! You’re in danger!
Teen: Get out of here, old man! It’s part of the show!
Steele: Aw, dang it! Move out!
Eureka 7 #22:
Hap: What are you gonna do?
Holland: You made the flow stop!
Charles: You dance to music, something you can’t see, but you feel it on your skin. And you lift by feeling trapars on your heart, also something you can’t see. It’s the same thing. In the case of LFOs, it’s not whether you have a board that’s the issue. The issue is whether or not you can ride the waves.
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #10:
Seina: It’s like a maze. I’m surprised bread crumbs aren’t standard issue.
Pirate: Remember, no prisoners! If you see ‘em, kill ‘em!
Kiriko: My sentiments exactly!
NB: Two girls, one guy, and a spaceship! Am I the only one thinkin’ this is gonna get ugly?
Amane and Kiriko: Get lost!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #9:
Ross and Brosh:
Fullmetal Alchemist, sir! We do apologize in advance for this!
*SLAP!*
Ross: You acted like a selfish child! You only escaped with your life because you were lucky! You don’t have to do everything on your own, you know. You can lean on other people. Like us, not all adults are the enemy. You can trust us.
Ross and Brosh: That’s all! Please forgive our abusive words and conduct, sir! It will not happen again!
Edward (to milk): So we meet again, you little bastard! I’m not gonna drink you!
Milk: ……………
Inuyasha #19:
Inuyasha: Thanks for your help. With your arrow, you reversed the Tetsusaiga’s transformation. Now I can defeat him.
Kagome (thinking): He’s thanking me? That can’t be good.
Kagome: I need you to take this medicine. Think you can sit up?
Miroku: No, I’m too weak. Pass it through your mouth.
Kagome: Good idea.
Shippo: Uh?
Miroku: ??
Shippo: *puckering up* Mmmfff…
Miroku: I think I can manage on my own.
Kagome: Miroku has enough energy to joke around, so I know he’s okay for the time being. But he might be in serious danger if Inuyasha’s battle drags on much longer.
Inuyasha #20:
Kagome: Please stop, Inuyasha. Be still and rest. Your injuries still haven’t had enough time to heal.
Inuyasha: Ka- Kagome?
Kagome-Shippo: Hee-hee-hee! I could lie with you if you like!
Inuyasha: Shippo, you creep! *starts kicking Shippo* Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Shippo: I was only trying to cheer you up!
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