Happy New Year from Toonami
TOM: Welcome to Twenty Thirteen,
Toonami fans. When I start thinking about everything we’ve been through together, makes me kinda…blue.
Naruto #6:
Inner Sakura: Hm, is that old man really such a big deal? I’m not buyin’ it!
Naruto: I got him with my Sexy Jutsu. He can’t be that
great. Believe it.
Kakashi: Hey! You all just doubted Lord Hokage, didn’t you? That’s what you were thinking!
*Naruto and Sakura shake their heads*
Naruto: I worked so hard to get here, pushing myself until it hurt! Training alone for hours, anything to get stronger, to reach my dream. I will never back down again and let someone else rescue me. I will never run away, and I will not lose to Sasuke. Upon this wound, I make this pledge. Believe it! Bridge builder, I’ll complete this mission and protect you with this kunai knife! Don’t worry, I’ll be fine.
Kakashi: Naruto, uh, that was really cool how you took the poison out and all, but if you lose any more blood, you’re going to die.
*beat*
*Naruto panics*
Kakashi: Good idea to stop the bleeding now, seriously.
Thundercats #14:
Wilykat: Someone tell me how we ever lived without a hoverboard!
Cheetara: Lion-O, wait! We have to stick together!
Lion-O: You two can stick together! I’ll do this alone!
Samurai 7 #21:
Are you sure about this? Surely, it will set a bad precedent.
Ukyo: It’s the old Emperor’s fault, and now, all the people know it. They will blame him and look to me as their savior. I’ve just established my power.
Kirara: You don’t understand how we women suffered while the Bandits bled us for rice all those years! We were beasts of burden, giving them our lives just to avoid giving them our bodies! Sanae sacrificed herself willingly so the rest of us would be allowed to stay in the village with our families. She gave her life for us. But I didn’t—I didn’t do anything to stop her. If I had any kind of courage at all, then she and Rikichi would never have been apart.
*Kambei stands up, and whacks Kikuchiyo and Katsushiro with his sword after their comments*
Kambei : You! Fools!
Sym-bionic Titan #14:
Newton: Data Entry 5.6. Signal from space hasn’t been disrupted. I’ve…failed. Has being around humans affected my ability to analyze? Is that why I can’t solve this problem?
Newton/Octus: I may not see the painting the way they do, but I see it my own way. I’m not robot, and I’m not a human. I am something…different. I am Octus!
Eureka 7 #21:
Renton: With these hands, I—I killed someone. Of course, it’s seems I’ve been…killing people all along.
Ray: Come on, Charles, we’ve got a job!
Charles: Hm? But my pizza’s gonna get cold.
Ray: I’m sure you can get rid of the pirates before that happens.
Charles: Yeah, yeah, I guess I have to do it for cute little Ray.
Ray: Hey, don’t sweet-talk me. Now come on, let’s go.
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #9:
Seiryo: Status report! What’s happening?!
There’s another vessel rapidly approaching! Pirates, sir!
Amane: Goodbye, zero record.
NB: Oh, rerouting the power worked! Now I’ll get an eyeful of pirate booty!
Amane: Seina, are you okay?
Seina: Yeah, I’m all right, but Captain Tennan, he’s been taken hostage.
Amane: Great!
Seina: Great?
Amane: Uh, well, I meant, what a great tragedy his loss is to all of us!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #8:
48-1: As much as I hate to admit it, we’ve lost.
Edward: So you’re not gonna tell me you’re really three brothers, are you?!
Both 48s: No, no.
Edward: I know that my brother is a human being. That means you guys are human too. I will not take the life of another person.
48-1: Ha, hahahaha!
48-2: Brother?
48-1: My brother and I have been lying, stealing, cheating and killing together for as long as we can remember. And now that we’re in these pseudo bodies, we’re being treated like humans for the first time! Don’t you see the irony?
Inuyasha #17:
Lord: I am indebted to you for saving my daughter. Monk, I hope you will find it in your heart to forgive my men for their earlier rudeness.
Miroku: You need not thank me; and I bear no grudge towards your men. But I fear the danger has yet to pass. The demons will surely attack again. Come to think of it, the princess will undoubtedly be safer if she were to stay here with me, here in the same room, sharing the same bedding.
Inuyasha: He’s at it again! And I suppose you’ll need to search her robes while you’re at it too, ya pervert!
Inuyasha: The fool, the ink devoured him.
Kagome: What a terrible way to end.
Inuyasha: You’re telling me. The artist’s ambitions must’ve turned the ink into a parasite. Imagine, he’d rather have his blood sucked dry than to part with a jewel fragment. And he paid for his foolishness with his life.
Inuyasha #18:
Sesshomaru: I should know the name of the one I make a pact with.
Naraku: My apologies. Call me Naraku.
Inuyasha: Whenever we’re looking for a place to bed down, you suddenly detect an ominous cloud hanging over whatever seems to be the finest tavern in the area. How is that?
Miroku: Oh, you noticed that, did you? They say a falsehood is sometimes the expedient path.
Inuyasha: Huh?
Shippo: You mean there never was any black cloud?
Kagome: I was beginning to suspect that myself. (Original: What, you’re just figuring that out now?) *sip*
*What is with the line change, I wonder?
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