Naruto #5:
Sasuke: Genjutsu, it's just simple mind control. I'm not surprised he caught Sakura with it, but...I'm not like Sakura and
Naruto.
Kakashi: Say that after you take these bells, "my Sasuke"!
Sakura: AHHH! SASUKE'S JUST A HEAD WITHOUT A BODY AND HE'S TALKING!
Sasuke: And that's my partner.
Kakashi: In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that's true. But, those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.
Thundercats #13:
Slithe: If we attack now, we risk destroying the portal to the Astral Plane, trapping him inside forever.
Grune: Tell me, Slithe, would that really be such a bad thing?
Slithe: Mumm-Ra is our master. He controls the largest army on Third Earth. He wields more power than you can even dream of. You would dare betray him?
Grune:

Slithe: You know, Grune, for a cat, you are quite the snake!
Cheetara: Thought you were gonna meditate.
Ahnet: We did, and this was the answer that came to us.
Wilykit: You just awoke the village of Sleeping Giants! Thundercats, ho!
Slithe: The elephants?! The elephants never fight!
Ahnet: Only rarely, but when we do, we fight to win!
Lion-O: You know, you said I'd be betrayed before the evening bell. I thought your visions were never wrong.
Ahnet: Did the evening bell ring already? I don't remember hearing it.
Lion-O: Of course you don't.
Samurai 7 #20:
Kambei (to executioner): Aren't you brave enough to kill without hiding your face? So be it, here you are. Don't miss now.
Sym-bionic Titan #13:
Newton: Boy, nothing stays dead today.
*Octus traps Ilana inside him, but she knocks his core around*
Octus: Well, I didn't think that one all the way through.
Ilana: You know, I've been thinking. When we get home, I might want to go on a date.
Netwon: That's a good idea.
Lance: Uh, you might want to wait a bit.
Ilana: Why?
Lance: Just trust me.
Eureka 7 #20:
Talho: Why did you come here?
Renton: I just...thought I'd take a glimpse of her face.
Talho: Hmm...you thought about doing lewd things to her while she was sleeping, right?
Renton: Uh?! And what were you doing here, Ms. Talho?
Talho: I was thinking about killing her. It's a joke. Each and everyone of you pisses me off. Every guy opens their mouth and it's Eureka this and Eureka that. I could compete if she was a normal girl. But I'm-I'm going against the world.
Renton: DAMMIIIIIIIIITT!!!!
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #8:
Seina: So, Amane, what do we do now?
Amane: What else do you do with a bucket of hot water and a rag? It's time we clean this place up. And by "we", I mean you!
Kiriko: I assure you, Amane and Seina's relationship is strictly one of a student-teacher nature.
NB: I wish I had a teacher who would take a bath with me!
Mr. Kaunaq: What was it that thing just said?!
Kiriko: Ignore NB, his circuits are fried!
Kiriko: I hate to break it to you, but the whole world doesn't revolve around you, Amane.
Erma: That's an understatement.
Amane: Well it should. I can't think of anything better for the world to do than revolve around me!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #7:
Ross: Don't get angry because you can't crack it. Throwing things won't help.
Al: We did crack it. We cracked the code and decrypted the notes.
Brosh: Really, you did? But that's a good thing, isn't it?
Edward: There's nothing good about this, dammit! This is the devil's research. It should've been destroyed. Dr. Marcoh was right, it's evil.
Brosh: What's so evil about it?
Edward: The main ingredient for a Philosopher's Stone...is human life!
Edward (crawling through vent): Damn, it’s even tighter in here than I thought. I couldn’t get through this far if I was regular-sized. Lucky I got a small body. OH NOOOOO! I JUST CALLED MYSELF A TINY LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!!!
Inuyasha #15:
Inuyasha: Kikyo, you can’t go on like this any longer. You must return to Kagome’s body.
Kikyo: You are saying you wish me to die, is that it? For if my soul were to return to the girl, then I will cease to exist forever. You must know that. Is that what you desire, Inuyasha? I refuse to die. *attacks Inuyasha* My spirit cannot rest in peace until I see you dead!
Inuyasha #16:
Miroku: A girl?! She wears a shard of the Shinkon Jewel, and they’re—-I-I mean it’s huge!
Inuyasha: Kagome, are you crazy? You could’ve gotten yourself killed!
Kagome: I wouldn’t have done it if I had any doubts. With a hand that powerful, he could’ve killed us a long time ago if he wanted to. Let’s at least give him a chance. Maybe he can lend us a hand.
*He does...and it gropes her butt.*
Kagome: UGH?! AAGH! I was wrong! Kill him!
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