Sym-bionic Titan Promo:
Announcer: In a distant galaxy, the planet Galaluna lies in ruin. Its only hope for a future, forced into exile on a tiny backwater world called Earth. Now a princess, her soldier and their robot must face the most difficult test of their lives: high school!
Naruto #4:
*After the eraser prank*
Kakashi: Hm, how can I put this? My first impression of this group: you're a bunch of idiots.
Kakashi: Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu! A Thousand Years of DEATH!
Kakashi: Think before you use a jutsu, or your opponent might use it against you. Oh, and also, if the bait is obvious, don't take it. A ninja must see through deception.
Naruto: I! Get! It!
Kakashi: I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?
Thundercats #12:
Lion-O: It took a while, but I finally got the hang of this thing.
Cheetara: I knew you would. There was a reason the Sword chose you.
Lion-O (to Tygra): It's probably the same reason she's gonna choose me.
Tygra: And just like the Sword, one more thing you don't deserve.
*after Cheetarah tries the obstacle course*
Jaga: You are indeed quick. Perhaps too quick. The final trap was a test of patience. Speed is a state of body, patience is a state of mind. You have
great powers in the former, but as for the latter...*shakes his head*
Cheetarah: I don't believe it!
Panthro: Me either! Who said he could drive my tank?!
Samurai 7 #19:
Ukyo: Why should it matter to you what I am? I was born from the Emperor's seed. I have his blood in my veins. I was raised as a peasant, and my adoptive father taught me all about trade. So, what am I really? Am I...an heir? Am I a peasant? Or am I a merchant?
Amanushi: I will decide what you are. Begin immediate preparation for...The Test.
Komachi: Back off, Kiku's burning up!
Kikuchiyo: Well that's just because I'm a hot guy!
Komachi: Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
Kikuchiyo: Well, just spit on me first, see if that helps.
*after Amanushi dies*
Ukyo: Ah yes, he is me, but I am so much more...
Sym-bionic Titan #12:
Kimmy: Om my gosh, what's up with all the dad music on this thing.
Newton: I guess you can say I have an old soul.
Kimmy: Ha, what-ever! You're such a goob!
Kimmy: Brandon, just go away.
Brandon: All right, I'll go. But you better watch yourself, man. I'll be looking for you.
Newton: Did you want my phone number? It might make it easier to find me.
Girls: Ahahahaha! Total burn! Snap!
Eureka 7 #19:
Eureka: This is me; a book without words, a book with nothing written in it. This is me. There is nothing to me. I am nothing at all. I couldn't find who I really am.
Holland: Listen up, Renton. You are not to get on th eNirvash anymore. Got it? And if you tell anyone what happened to Eureka...I don't know exactly what I'll do to you!
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #7:
Amane: What's say we ditch this meanie?
Irma: For sure!
Kiriko: Mean?! Seina doesn't think I'm mean!
Amane and Irma: But you are!
Kiriko: UGGGHHHH! I am not mean!! And I know everything about Seina, so he will not be ditching me to shop with YOOOOUUUUUU!!!
Amane: So then it must be true.
Irma: You know everything.
Kiriko: Well, maybe, "everything" was a bit exaggerated.
Irma: Come on, Seina. How about we get to know everything about each other as well?
Amane: Yeah, like, did you know that my favorite color's red, and my favorite food's pizza?
Seiryo: But you told me your favorite food was kung pao chicken.
Amane: I'll kung pao you!
Amane: Oh, I can't believe it, after already forgotten the first time we met?
Kiriko: First time you met?!
Amane: I did it for you, remember? C...P...R!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #6:
Winry: It’s just so lovely! The smell of oil! The hum of the ball bearings! The rugged yet amazingly beautiful form created through anatomical engineering! Ah, how wonderful you are, my automail!
Edward: Crazy gearhead.
Winry: You’re lost without me, alchemy freak!
Inuyasha #13:
Shippo: Uh! Are we there yet? What do you say we pull over for a short rest?
Inuyasha: Yeah, as soon as you get over your seasickness.
Shippo: Hey, Inuyasha?
Inuyashu: Huh?
Shippo: Blaaauugh!
Inuyasha: Oh!
Inuyasha #14:
Kagome (thinking): Inuyasha looks just like he did before. He's thinking of Kikyo. He was in love with her, and yet she shot him with an arrow, and pinned him to a tree, where he slept in a spell for fifty years. The poor guy. She didn't return his feelings. She didn't love him in return. She didn't love him!
Inuyasha: What are you gawking at? That’s pretty bad, when you can even give a half-demon the creeps.
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