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TOM: All your base are belong to us.
Naruto #3:
Iruka: Squad 7.
Naruto Uzamaki, Sakura Haruko...
Naruto: Yeah!
Sakura: I'm doomed!
Iruka: ...and Sasuke Uchiha.
Sakura: Ah!
Naruto: I'm doomed!
*Image spot*
Sasuke: Sakura, your forehead is so wide and charming. It makes me feel like kissing it.
Sakura: Well, there's lots of room up there...
Sasuke: Alone, isolated. It's not about your parents scolding you. You have no idea what it means to be alone.
Sakura: W-why are you saying that?
Sasuke: Because...you're annoying.
Thundercats #11:
Panthro: The problem with ghosts is that you can't punch'em in the face.
Lion-O: You're gonna eat me, aren't you?
Viragor: Thinking about it.
Samurai 7 #18:
Guard: Okata, Lord Amanushi requests your presence.
Mizuki: I'm sorry, My Lady's body is in a highly fragile state at the moment and she must abstain--I mean refrain from any strenuous activity.
Sanae: I will not leave with you. My Amanushi needs me, and I cannot leave his side.
Kambei: ?!!
Sanae: Please, I beg you, have mercy.
Mizuki: Sanae, what are you saying?
Sanae: I love him. I adore my Emperor with all my heart.
Amanushi: Ho ho ho. Perhaps now would be the time to mention this woman is carrying my child. Your move, Samurai.
*Kambei lets go of the dagger*
Amanushi: Ho ho ho. Well now, isn't this amusing.
Sym-bionic Titan #9:
Duraak: My
great lord and master, we celebrate your surprise arrival.
Modula: I have come here personally...to file a complaint.
Durrok: A complaint?
Modula: Yes. The creatures you have been providing for me have been performing very poorly. I need...something...spe-cial.
Duraak: Special?
Modula: Are you having a problem understanding me, Duraak?
Duraak: Understanding you?
Modula: Yes, you are repeating every one of my questions. It infuriates me.
Duraak: Uh.
Modula: Choose your response very carefully, Duraak.
Ilana: You are so cuddly. You wanna sleep with Ilany-wany tonight?
Eureka 7 #18:
Matthieu: Hey, Renton!
Renton: Yeah, what is it?
Matthieu: Go complain about the noise!
Renton: Oh, okay!
Matthieu: Are you sure?
Renton: Yeah, I don't mind! I'm used to dealing with stubborn old men!
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #6:
Rajau: Do you think he'll be all right?
Kenneth: It's Seina we're talking about, so of course not!
Seina: Hey Amane, look at me! It's my new enhanced body!
Amane: It's amazing! Especially your--!
Seina: Amane!
Amane: Oh, Seina!
Seina: Yes!
Amane: Seina!
Seina: Sweet Amane!
Amane: Seina, my one true love!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #5:
*Hawkeye knocks Mustang down and shoots at Scar, who dodges*
Mustang: Hey, Hawkeye, what the hell did you do that for?!
Hawkeye: You know as well as I do you’re useless on rainy days; please stay back!
*Mustang = USELESS*
Havoc: Oh yeah, I forgot, it’s kinda hard to get the spark going when it’s raining, huh?
Inuyasha #11:
Kaede: Stop lazing about! Get off ye duff and seek out some information on the Sacred Jewel.
Inuyasha: And if "ye" hadn't noticed, my back's out of commission thanks to all those "Sit" commands!
Inuyasha #12:
Kagome: Mayu, I don't think you were ever an evil spirit. You were just an ordinary little girl who loved her mom more than anything.
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