Journey Review
TOM: I wasn't even on the air when this gem came out, so I broke out the ol' PS3, and took off on a Journey. There's no setup; just the blowing sands, the haunting melody, and your scarf Jawa.
Naruto #2:
Konohamaru (with Sexy Jutsu): Hey there! Like my Jutsu?
Ebisu: AHH!
Konohamaru: Hey, he's not defeated!
Ebisu: What-what-what kind of scandalous technique is THAAAAT?! Such tasteless vulgarity can never influence me! I am far above it!
Naruto: Gotcha with my Harem Jutsu!
Third Hokage: He's combined Shadow Cloning with his own invention, the Sexy Jutsu. What a foolish ninja technique...and he could probably get me with it too! Ugh!
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #5:
Brain (alien on TV): Gimme a break, will ya?!
Kenneth: To think I'd ever be sitting in a bar next to
the Amane!
Rajau: All our dreams have been fulfilled!
"Amane": Pity, you should've dreamed harder.
Seina's Bad Luck: Whothehellareyou! Whatchoolookinatfoo?! Somebodytherepopthistincanandletmeout!
Thundercats #10:
Ahnet: In order to get the water it needs to thrive, this fruit suffers the storms. We, too, must endure hardships to live. Such is the balance of the world.
Wilykit: What just happened?
Aburn: It seems we have achieved perfect harmony, a beautiful and powerful thing.
Wilykit: Wow.
Samurai 7 #17:
Kikuchiyo: Hey, what are you runts laughing at?!
Komachi: You're just not cut out for harvesting work, Kiku!
Kikuchiyo: Excuse me! I may look like this now, but in my farming days, they called me "Swift God of the Rice Field Workers"!
Okara: Really?
Komachi: Long name, don't you think.
Kikuchiyo: It sounded better when they sang it, okay?!
Kikuchiyo: Hey, what is a samurai anyway?
Heihachi: Look in the mirror. You'll see one staring back.
Sym-bionic Titan #10:
Booty Jeans:
Shake it! Bake it! Booty quake it!
That's right! Roll it around!
...
*Kimmy panting as she slides homework to Newton*
Newton: No!
A Flock of Seagulls (Space Age Love Song):
I saw your eyes,
And you made me smile;
For a little while
I was falling in love.
I saw your eyes,
And it touched my mind.
Although it took a while,
I was falling in love.
Eureka 7 #17:
Hap: Were you able to kiss her at least?
Renton: Yeek! Kiss her?!
Hap: Come on, you didn't get that far?
Matthieu: Guy's gotta push his way forward, ya know!
Stoner: When I listen to this kind of music, I get nauseated.
Hap: Then you have to drink.
Stoner: Will drinking make me feel better?
Hap: At least you won't know whether you're nauseous from the music or all the alcohol you've been chugging down like it was water.
Stoner: Dammit! I'm drinking!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #4:
Edward: We may be called dogs of the military. We may even be cursed as devils. It doesn't matter. Al and I are still going to get our bodies back. I know the truth. I know we're not devils. I know we're not gods. We're human. We're only human!! We can't even do anything to save one innocent little girl. So what good are we then?
Cowboy Bebop #13:
Spike: Vicious! Lin died protecting you! His soul is lost!
Vicious: He wasn’t protecting me, don’t you get it? He was protecting the order!
Gren: I get it now. You’re the one, aren't you? You’re Spike. Julia was always talking about you. Your eyes are different colors. I remember her saying that. Said, “you get a strange feeling if you keep looking straight into his eyes.”
Spike: Where’d you meet her? Where was she?
Gren: Right on the corner barstool. She slipped in when I wasn’t looking. She’d ask me to play the same song every time she came in: strange lilting tune. And then she would smile. Oh, what a smile. So sad, so beautiful. *dies*
Cowboy Bebop #14:
Punch: It looks like they were caught in the act, but none of
them was the mastermind.
Judy: Oh, and you don't get the reward unless you find the mastermind, right?
Punch: Shucks Howdy, that's right!
Judy: Then the guys who caught him don't get a penny. Sorry, you guys!
*Spike kicks the TV*
Faye: Are you playing again?
Edward: Not again, Ed’s still playing.
Faye: You mean…you’ve played the same game for a week?!
Edward: M-hm.
Faye: I see, well good luck, Ed.
...
Hex: Checkmate. Checkmate!
Edward: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! He got meeeee!
Inuyasha #9:
Inuyasha (while trying ramen): Not bad, not bad! I can see how this would catch on.
Kagome: Next best thing to sliced bread.
Inuyasha: You actually think I’d hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?
Kagome: Of course you would, ‘cause that’s what a lover would do!
Inuyasha: But we ain’t lovers! And without love, the whole argument kinda falls apart!
Inuyasha #10:
Manten (after his dream): Since reaching puberty, my dreams have all ended in the same manner. My hair falls out, dashing my hopes in one crushing blow. Oh, what I would give for a full head of silky smooth hair! It may not deem me Hiten's equal with the fairer sex, but I'm confident that with some coverage on my cranium, I would attract at least a few courtesans.
Manten: Say a prayer for me when I’m gone. Pray that I’ll be reborn as a fuzzy caterpillar, covered in hair from head to furry toe. No, brother, who am I trying to kid? I’d rather be reborn bald again. I’d make that sacrifice if I could be reborn as your brother. Wouldn’t that be nice, Hiten? *dies*
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