New Intro
TOM: Well, Bleach is taking a little rest from premieres for a few weeks, but we've got uncut
Naruto and plenty more to choose from. Remember, if you squint hard enough, they almost look new!
New Promo
"Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a
great and sudden change." -Mary Shelley Frankenstein
Naruto #1:
Naruto: Hahaha, gotcha! That's my Sexy Jutsu!
Iruka: CUT THE STUPID TRICKS! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNIIING!!
Naruto: If you ever lay a hand on my sensei...I'll kill you!
Iruka: Naruto, this is only the beginning. The road gets tougher now that you're a ninja. But if I told you that, I guess it would ruin the moment. So I'll tell you later, over ramen.
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #4:
*With Seina, Masaki and Amane present*
Airi: Inspector Masaki, only judges pound on desks. Strike mine again, and you'll be standing in front of one.
*While Tenchi is having problems with his uniform*
Airi: I'm all for personal expression, but have some taste. When it comes to fashion, people fall into one of two categories: convenience or style. Those that prefer convenience should be shoved out an airlock.
Thundercats #9:
Panthro: I have to admit, despite your comely appearance, you guys are Grade A builders in my book.
Robear Bill: Berbils love Panthro. Hug?
Panthro: A hug? Uh, I'm not really a hugger.
Robear Bill: Hug, hug, hug, hug.
Panthro: Oh, what the heck?
Wilykat: Busted!
Wilykit: Panthro's a big old softy!
Panthro: Is that a problem?!
Wilykit: Nope!
Wilykat: It's cool!
*Panthro and Robearbil laugh*
Samurai 7 #16:
Rikichi: Gorobei, you can't die like this.
Gorobei: You'll have to forgive me, Rikichi. Looks like I can't take you to the capital after all.
Rikichi: Oh, Great Samurai.
Kambei: Your life, I've stolen it.
Gorobei: You...gotta be kidding...me. *dies*
Katsushiro: Gorobei-dono!
Kikuchiyo: Gorobei! Stop playing around, you stupid mule! Come on, open your eyes! This isn't funny!
Kirara: We're responsible for this.
Sym-Bionic Titan #9:
Interrogator: I like you, kid. I can tell you like things the hard way. I like that!
Octus: I can redirect the energy to increase our mass, causing--
Lance: Okay, sounds good.
Octus: But I didn't finish explaining!
Lance and Ilana: Octus, just do it!
Octus: *sigh* All right.
Eureka 7 #16:
*After talking to Eureka about sensing the feelings in machines*
Renton: Hey, you know, don't you think it's a bit cruel to ignore everything I say?
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #3:
Edward: This is what happens when you try to play God, or whatever you want to call it. Take a good look, Rose. Is this what you want?
Rose: But he promised me. He said if I prayed, it would happen…a miracle. That hope was all I had left! What am I supposed to believe in now?! Tell me what to do…please…
Edward: I can’t tell you that. You have to figure it out. Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward. You’ve got two good legs, so use them. You’re strong enough to make your own path.
Cowboy Bebop #11:
Edward: August 6, Skyday. Today, Edward's looking for the spooky, mysterious horrible alien! Lesson, lesson? If you see a stranger, follow him!
Spike: So that’s the story. And what was the real lesson? Don’t leave things in the fridge.
Cowboy Bebop #12:
Spike: So, you boys need something?
Thug Leader: You’re Vicious!
Spike: What did you say?!
Thug Leader: Where’s the money?
Thug: Hand it over or you won’t live to spend it.
Spike: You think I’m Vicious? You don’t know what VICIOUS IS!
Inuyasha #7:
Inuyasha: Wh-what? What are you doing? You’re not crying are you? NO CRYING!
Kagome: Oh, should I laugh?!
Inuyasha: No, you should shut up and let me protect you!
Kagome: ?!!
Inuyasha: You stay here and watch.
Kagome: Wait a sec, I didn't imagine that, did I? Did he just say he'd protect me? In some ways, he is like his borther, but in others, he's totally different.
Inuyasha #8:
Nobunaga: I give you thanks, woman. The chips potato were delicious!
Toad Demon: No, I don’t want to die. Come to me! Souuuls, sooouuuls! I need souuuuls!
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