Bleach #280:
Hiyori: Shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty-shorty!
Toshiro: What do you mean "shorty"?! You're short!
Hiyori: What?
Toshiro: You're shorter than me, so shut up, you shrimp!
Tenchi Muyo! GXP #2:
Seina: Um, this hyperspace jump, is that like warp speed?
Guide: Yes, I'd say the two are comparable.
Seina: Will it make that cool rainbow effect like in the movies?! Hahahaha!
Guide (makes "screwy" gesture): It doesn't take much, does it?
Alan: What?! Our communications line is on!
Mitoto: Oh my, I hope I didn't say anything too silly, Mr. Pirate! How are you? My, what a big--
Guide: Turn it off!
Seina: Is Lady Seto with us?
Guide: Yes, she's the Devil Princess.
Seina: Devil Princess?!
Guide: I said "grand consensus". You misunderstood. I suffer from a slight lisp. Hereditary.
Samurai 7 #14:
Sobei: Kyuzo, is that you? I can't believe you've fallen so low.
Kyuzo: Likewise.
Sobei: What did you SAY?!!
Gorobei: What's the matter? You haven't untied yourself, yet?
Katsushiro: Yeah, well I didn't study circus tricks like you.
*Kyuzo's freed himself too*
Gorobei: Mm, you've gotta be kidding me. No fun at all.
Shichiroji: So this is it, huh? This is how it all ends for Shichiroji, hanging off the side of a canyon? I must be losing my touch.
Kikuchiyo: What, do you want me to drop you or something? 'Cause I will! I can do it!
Shichiroji: Whoa, hey! Come on now! Don't do anything rash!
Thundercats #7:
Lion-O: Whoa, never thought the past would look so much like the future.
Panthera: Don't worry, I have faith in you, Leo. *kisses him*
Leo/Lion-O: I'm so dead. But at least I have a girlfriend!
Sym-Bionic Titan #7:
Octus: It's because Lance is cool.
Ilana: Cool? What's his temperature have to do with it?
Octus: No, it's something I hear the kids calling Lance. By definition, it refers to one's self-conscious anti-social characteristics and all those stimulate a positive response from their peers.
Ilana: Text 1279. (over and over and over again)
Eureka 7 #14:
Stoner: My name is Just An Observer. I stand at the middle ground between phenomona and mental images. All sorts of natural phenomona would never be written down in the records if someone wasn't there to observe it as it happens. My name is Just An Observer. All sorts of phenomena can leave their existence to posterity only by being observed. The eyes of someone in the middle ground. Someone such as myself.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #63:
Edward: Go back to where you were born. Go back to nothing, Homunculus!
Father: But why! I just wanted to understand...this world's knowledge! I wanted to experience it! Free! I just wanted to be free! Free to knoooow!!
Truth: You're willing to cast it aside? To lower yourself to a simple human?
Edward: What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been, just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl, not even alchemy.
Truth: You sure you'll be okay without it? Be careful now!
*Edward hears his friends calling to him*
Edward: Who even needs alchemy, when I've got them!
Truth/Edward: *GASP!* You've done it! That's the right answer! Good job! You beat me! Go ahead! Take him home! The back door's right over there! Goodbye, Edward Elric!
Edward: That was crazy, Al.
Alphonse: Haha, speak for yourself.
Edward: Now let's go home, together...
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #64:
Edward: Equivalent exchange! I'll give half of my life to you if you give half of yours to me!
Winry: Aw, come on! Do you have to treat everything like alchemy? The whole equivalent exchange thing is just nonsense!
...
Edward: You're so incredible! You knocked equivalent exchange flat on its butt in just a few words!
Edward: There's no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although, if you can endure that pain, and walking away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.
Inuyasha #3:
Inuyasha: Hey.
Kagome: Now what do you want?
Inuyasha: Get undressed.
*BAM!*
Inuyasha: OW! That hurt! Why did you
Kagome: You’re such a pig.
Inuyasha: I didn’t say get naked, stupid! I just can’t stand seeing you in those clothes!
Kagome: Why, because I look like Kikyo?
Yura: Oh, you naughty, naughty girl, you shattered the jewel. Where’s the rest? Or I shall be cross.
Inuyasha #4:
Yura: I think she wants you back, Inuyasha. What a sweet widdle doggy you must be!
Inuyasha: I told you to hide, not draw attention to yourself!
Yura: Of course, her hair is not as pretty as yours, Inuyasha, but then, waste not want not.
Kagome: Not so pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it, anyway? You live in a world where they don't even have shampoo!
Yura: Why I never! A half-demon I just met sticking his hand in my chest?!
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