Lillinette: I don't know anything about loyalty and stuff like that, but Coyote and I...
*flashback, Starrk and Lillinette huddled together, alone*...we're different than the other Espadas and Fracciones. We just are...
Soi Fon: If possible, I had hoped to end this without using this Bankai. This Bankai, it violates my standards as a member of the stealth force. This Bankai is too big for me to conceal it. And it's too heavy to move freely. And its attack? It's too flashy for an assassin! Samurai 7 #10:
Gorobei: Comfort is for the stagnant. If anyone asks, just tell them, "We are a traveling troupe of merry men, with a hearty joke and a joyful song!" And you have to say it like that.
Kikuchiyo: Just think who she's with right now. There's Master Two-Swords with the whole mysterious-tough-man-loner thing girls go crazy for. And then there's Momotaro who we already know is a romancer. Competition!
Komachi: And Sister isn't getting any young-eeer!
Rickichi (as Maguso):
Need to plant the rice and harvest it by night!
The rice bran on my skin makes it feel so nice!
The sun tans my face and the sweat makes it smooth!
And bending down in the fields, makes my bottom strong too!
Everywhere you look, my skin is silky soft!
Peek under my dress, here! Let me take it off!
Bandit: That's...quite enough, really, uh, just put your dress back on, please. Casshern Sins #22:
*As Leda lies in the pool dying*
Luna: Isn't eternal life just so beautiful? To think I have the power to make people live. I will not kill them like the old me would have. It's so very wonderful.
Casshern: I don't understand the idea of immortality. Same goes for all the joys and the fears of life and death. I don't get it, I never will!
Dio: Casshern! If there is such a thing as joy in life, then fighting you is the only joy that exists in mine! Eureka 7 #11:
Holland: Higher than the SUN!!
Renton: I'm sorry. I don't think I can hold myself back anymore.
*prepares to kiss Eureka*
Jobs: Just spill it already. You know things would be a whole lot easier if you just spill it, Renton.
Eureka: Renton, are you all right?
Renton: I'm fine, it's nothing. After all, this is all for you, Eureka. You see, it's no big deal if it's for you. I mean, because of how I feel about you. I...I...
Goz: You'll feel much better if you spill it.
Eureka: Is there something you're supposed to spill out?
Renton: No, I can't spill it. I can't spill it out after all. Sym-Bionic Titan #3:
Steel: Professor, do you remember your first lab project in high school? You cut a frog open, you looked inside it to see its guts and how it ticks. That's all I want you to do. I want you to cut this frog to see how it ticks, so next time we're FACED! With a GIANT ALIEN FROG! WE'LL KNOW! HOW TO KILL IT!
Lance: No. No no no no. Ilana. Ilana!
Ilana: Did you do it?
Lance: We did it.
Octus: Let's not do that ever again. Thundercats #3:
Lion-O: Now, what were we talking about before the interruption:
Tunar: I believe we were discussing how we'd fillet you. But had I known you were such fine warriors, I would've gladly served my own first mate to you on a platter.
Tunar (stolen from Ahab): Come on, beast! For hate's sake, I spit my
last breath at thee!
Promo: A lord (Lion-O), a rival (Tygra), a cleric, (Cheetara), a soldier (Panthro), the twins (Wilykit and Wilykat), and of course...(Snarf!)
The all new Thundercats are back on Toonami and better than ever! Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #55:
Alex: Extraordinary! Who is he?
Izumi: He's my husband!
Alex: INCREDIBLE VALOR! RESPECTABLE MUSCLES!
*Alex and Sig "greet each other," then defeat Sloth, who's still alive*
Sloth: Ow, hurt.
Alex: Will that monster never stay down?!
Sloth: Am I...dying now? For real...? What is dying like? Such a pain...to think about it. But such a pain...living...too...*dies*
Wrath: Greetings, I'm back. And judging by the mess I see, it would appear that things have gotten rather out of hand in my absence, now wouldn't it? As of now, I am personally taking command. We will get rid of the rebels. All available Central forces, it's time to fight! Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #56:
Greed: Heh, nice moves, old man. And thanks for the help. You really saved my ass.
Fuu: I wasn't trying to save your ass, I was saving the body of the young lord.
Greed: Well, it's the same ass. GitS:SAC #14:
Aramaki: By the way that’s some getup. Are you trying to attract my attention with your wardrobe?
Motoko: Of course I’m not. I just don’t have a choice.
Motoko: Tachikoma, why weren’t you watching my back?
Tachikoma: Major, none of the androids in this place have barriers in their brains! At this moment, the assassin is—
Motoko: Have you forgotten that your job here is to be my shield?!
Tachikoma: I don’t think of myself that way! GitS:SAC #15:
Woman: What are you up to? I’m responsible for this prototype until the debriefing is over. Don’t you Tachikomas even come near it.
Tachikoma: We won’t do anything.
Woman: Please stop wasting my time with you blatant lies!
Tachikoma: You’re right, I only tell lies. I never ever say anything
A curious dilemma. Because if what it said was true, that means it wasn’t lying. And if what it said was false, that would mean that it does tell the truth. How do you resolve this perplexing contradiction?
Woman: Uh, um…
Tachikomas: Well, come on! Tell me! Figure it out!
Woman: Well, um, I-um-I-um-I-um...
Tachikoma: Folks who can’t handle a self-reference paradox are real suckers.
And what was with that stereotypical thinking pose? Cowboy Bebop #5:
(Here it is
Vicious: When angels are forced out of Heaven, they become devils. You agree, don’t you, Spike?
Spike: I’m just watching a bad dream I never wake up from.
Vicious: I’ll wake you up right now.
Spike: What’s your rush, Vicious? After all, it’s been a long time.
Vicious: Are you pleading for your life?
Spike: Hardly, begging doesn’t work on you, remember? Even if it’s coming from a man who took you in and made you what you are.
Vicious: Perhaps, but he was a beast who lost his fangs. That’s why he had to die, Spike. And that’s why you have to die.
Vicious: You should see yourself. You have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?
Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us, the blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.
Spike: I bled all of that kind of blood away!
Vicious: Then WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!! Cowboy Bebop #6:
Jet: Damn, that blues harp sounds sweet. I knew it would.
Spike: Hm, I thought you liked jazz.
Jet: Don’t be dense. I started wailing the blues when the doctor whacked my bottom on the day I was born!
Spike: A baby hipster, very cool.
Wren: I see, yes I can finally die at last. I-I feel so heavy, but I feel...I finally feel at ease. Do you understand? Do you understand? Do you? *dies*
Spike: Yeah, I understand. As if. *wait for it........* Bang.