Rukia: It seems you were the one who made the mistake here.
Rudabone: Damn you! You were after my branches all along!
Rukia: Exactly. Our combined attacks were all part of a plan to get close to you. If your power was the ability to produce soldiers like fruit from a tree, then the answer to stopping you was simple: all we had to do was freeze the branches where the soldiers were growing. We all know fruit doesn't grow on a frozen tree. You shouldn't have been so cocky in displaying your powers. It helped me understand how to stop you.
Yammy: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU MISERABLE P!$$ANTS! I'M GONNA SQUASH EVERY ONE OF YOU LIKE THE BUGS THAT YOU ARE! I PROMISE I'LL BE THE ONE THAT KILLS YOU!
Ulquiorra: You're a hard guy to kill.
Samurai 7 #6:
Announcer: For those who provide valid information concerning the whereabouts of samurai, there will be a reward of ten bundles of rice. For an actual capture, one hundred bundles, regardless of whether they are dead or alive.
Gorobei: You're kidding me.
Kambei: I see, that explains things.
Heihachi: A hundred bundles of rice? That's a much better deal than we're getting. Wonder if I can turn myself in?
Kamachi: We're leaving here with only three true samurai. At this rate, I don't know how we're going to find enough to protect the village.
Komachi: You mustn't lose hope! :P I sounded like Sister, huh?
Kambei: Let's go.
Katsushiro: But Kikuchiyo-dono. Sensei, this isn't like you!
Kambei: In my life, I've had to step over many an ally's corpse. That is the kind of man I am.
Komachi: I won't let you! I won't you let you leave him! I won't let you leave Kiku! Casshern Sins #18:
Young Lyuze and Young Liza: We must protect her! We must protect her! *ad infinito*
Lyuze: I'm in love with Casshern.
Lyuze: If Casshern struggles in the Ruin, then so shall I. If Casshern desires to find Luna, I shall seek her too! So, if Casshern has eternal life...then I shall stand beside him until my own demise. Will I also succumb to the Ruin?
Eureka 7 #6:
Gidget: Matthieu has a Lolita Complex!
Matthieu: Hey! You want me to punch you, Gidget?!
Matthieu: So how's your war with the little brats goin'?
Renton: I already told you, I'm not gonna get into a big fight with those three kids. Unlike them, I'm an adult who knows how...
Elephant Doodle Image Spot: OOOOOOOO!
Renton: THOSE BRAAAATS!!
Matthieu: Aren't you being a little too rough on him, throwing him in the lock-up like that?
Holland: Unauthorized use of the Nirvash, making a solo launch, and taking the kids aboard with him. None of those can be excused as childish pranks.
Matthieu: Yeah but, he was just covering up for Eureka's kids.
Holland: I know that! He's had no adults to supervise him, and there are no adults who would really punish him. So that's why we're gonna have to do it! As the adults in his life, we have to make sure Renton is properly punished.
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #49:
Alphonse: Dad, the Homunculis Pride, he took control of my body!
Hohenheim: I know, Mr. Gorius has told me all about it.
Darius: It's Darius.
Alphonse: It was...it was like he was manipulating my soul. I feel violated!
Pride: Are you joking? This was your pathetic plan? You should have run when you had the chance!
Edward: Al, no!
Pride: It seems as though your son enjoys being held hostage! It's either that or he's supremely stupid!
Hohenheim: That's crossing the line, Pride. Don't ever mock my son! *raises the earth to trap Pride in it*
Pride: ?!! Hohenheeeeiiiiim! GitS:SAC #8:
Secretary: No, this is Iwasaki, sir. Iím his secretary android.
Iwasaki: Hey hey hey now, donít you fret none, partner, happens all the time! Folks just canít seem to wrap their heads Ďround these Jameson types, let me tell you. My wife and kids are mad as wet hens at me, saying my taste in prosthetics ainít normal. Shucks, itís just one of them manly quirks every fellaís got, dang it!
Batou: Hold on! You guys will answer to me now.
Boy: Spare me, please! Just donít take my organs!
Togusa: That mug of yours has yakuza written all over its ugly self. Hm? *another guy cowers before Togusa* You think Iím one?