Rangiku: Being that she's Captain Kyoraku's Zanpakuto, I thought she'd be a lot more outgoing. AFter all, her master is a charming individual.
Rangiku: That's odd. Most of the girls I take shopping are thrilled to dress up and walk around in high-end fashion.
Nanoa: I think you're projecting your own personal fantasies onto this girl, Rangiku.
Rangiku: This is sure to work! I've found that young girls like her are shy. But if they are given the opportunity, they respond quite well to the opposite sex. That goes for both Soul Reapers and Zanpakutos.
Nanoa: That's an interesting theory. Maybe she can date them once they get out of the hospital. Deadman's Wonderland #10:
Endou: I knew it! You are in bed with that Monk, aren't you?! Aren't you?!
Shiro: Huh? But I'm not in bed.
Genkaku: So, if you had to choose, which of those little ditties rocked your socks off the most?
Nagi: They both make me want to puncture my eardrums.
Genkaku: Ha! Flattery will getcha everywhere!
Rokuro: Tell me...*WHACK!* WHICH OF YOU?! *WHACK!* IDIOTS?! *WHACK!* FOUND OUT?! *WHACK!* ABOUT MY DAMN BOMB?!! Casshern Sins #10:
Luna: Casshern, you blood has changed me...
Dune: I know you. Yes, you're...you killed Luna! I'm right! You're the one who killed her! Damn you, Casshern! Casshern, you'll die where you stand, for I am the God of Death!
Dio: You're no different. All you see when you look at me is Casshern! I am not him! Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #41:
Miles: Let’s get going.
Mick as Alphonse: Yes sir.
Edward: Don’t get carried away, Alphonse. There’s no reason to call the Major “Sir”.
Mick: It’s hard to move around in here! Couldn’t you have made
this thing lighter?
Edward: You’re strong, you can handle it! C’mon, Kimblee’s
Mick (high-pitched): Hold on, brother!
Darius: That stuff’s not gonna do you any good! It’s too damp!
Edward: You sure about that? You happen to know what dynamite’s made of?
Heinkel: It’s nitroglycerin, isn’t it?
Darius: And nitroglycol, and then there’s sawdust. Isn’t there ammonium nitrate in it too?
Edward: Yes there is! And what’s ammonium nitrate made out of?
Heinkel: That’s easy! Nitric acid and ammonia!
Heinkel and Darius: ?!!!! AMMONIA!!! GitS:SAC 2nd Gig #26:
Man in car: Ishikawa of Section 9, I take it? I came here to take that off your hands.
Ishikawa: Oh, you mean this?
Man in car: That's right.
*Ishikawa punches him with "broken" arm*
Ishikawa: Don't screw with us, punk! Section 9 practically invented dirty tricks in information warfare.
Togusa: I happen to have a note here from the Prime Minister. It’s written here that she holds your abilities in the highest regard. But if there’s a risk of those talents ending up in the hands of a foreign power, we are to prevent that from occurring at any cost. She also says that if it’s necessary, we shouldn’t hesitate to use lethal force.
Aramaki: How do you want to do this?
Watanabe: Don’t worry, the old man’s just bluffing. Let’s go.
Motoko: You think so, do you? Well you’re dead wrong!
*Gohda's head asplode*
Batou: Gee, what a crying shame.
Cowboy Bebop #24:
Nun: Our Father in Heaven, you know we’re here. So I’ll leave off the rest. Eat hearty, kids!
Kids: Thanks! Amen!
Edward: You can’t come with me, Ein. Edward is going someplace far far away. Ed might not be coming back. So you better go back to the ship, Ein. Oh, do you wanna come with Ed? Come on, let’s go!
SEE YOU COWGIRL, SOMEDAY, SOMEWHERE!
And TOM's speech for that night, already posted.