What? Bands break up all the time. Get over it.
Congressman Murderface. There's a bright future for us all.
Actually, wasn't there that side project of his? Planet Piss? Maybe he could start that up?
Well, he and their old guitarist seem to be getting on just fiiiii--oh boy.
You know, I just bet he uses the photos from his Personal Accounts folder.
You cannot make metal scat. However hard you try.
GMO wine? Masturbation photo album? Metal scat? Oh boy.
Well, there'll always be the endless greatest hits compilations.
Finally. We get to see what's up with Mr. Salaccia.
Is this at long last the "metalocalypse" we've heard so much about?
The Church of the Black what?