Bleach #222:
Omaeda: All right, I wooooon! *kicks Nirgge now that he's down* Hey, look at you now! You got exactly what you deserved! Talk smack to me, will ya?! Ya see what happens, butterball?! You thought you were pretty damn smart, right?! You've got no substance, oh sure, big man! You and your tricky body hopping around! So who's in charge now?! You with your nose like a big vacuuma cleaner?! Maybe I should tear that thing off your face! Whadaya think?!
*Nirgge wakes up and grabs him with said nose*
Omaeda: I...you see...sorry...that came out wrong. I'm actaully obsessed with this nose! The truth of the matter is I've always admired long handsome noses! I wish I had one myself!
Nirgge: Is that so?! How about I extend your nose so it looks like mine?!
Omaede: No, no, that's all right! I was just kidding! I'm happy with the way it is! If you don't let go you're gonna stretch it!
Nirgge: Like this?!
Omaeda: Come on! Gimme a break, will ya?! You're gonna mess up my beautiful face!
*Nirgge's knocked down*
Omaede: My nose is still here, right?! That pachyderm didn't pull it off?!
Durarara!! #13:
Masaomi: Three things make a perfect SummerFest: candied apples, fireworks, and cute chicks in yukatas! Now all we need are fireworks, and we'll have a festival!
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood #63:
Truth: I take it you're here to retrieve your brother. Just how to you plan on pulling an entire human out of here? What's your payment? Do you intenbd to offer your own body?
Edward: Yeah, I've got your payment right here, so go ahead and take it! This thing is my Portal of Truth. So I get to make the decision on how it's used. That right?
Truth: Hehehehe! It's come to that? Hehehehahaha! And you're sure about this? You do realize that you'll never be able to perform alchemy again without your portal.
Edward: I'm aware of that. This portal, I know it contains every secret alchemy has to offer. However, it's also led meastray. I saw the truth that lies within it. And I became convinced I could solve everything with alchemy, but I couldn't possible have been more wrong. That was just arrogance.
Truth: You're willing to cast it aside? To lower yourself to a simple human?
Edward: What do you mean lower myself? That's the only thing I've ever been, just a simple human that couldn't save a little girl, not even alchemy.
Truth: You sure you'll be okay without it? Be careful now!
Izumi: Ed!
Roy: Fullmetal!
Hawkeye: Edward!
Hohenheim: Ed!
Armstrong: Edward Elric!
Ling: Ed!
May: Edward!
Lan Fan: Ed!
Winry: Ed!
Edward: Who even needs alchemy, when I've got them!
Truth/Edward: *GASP!* You've done it! That's the right answer! Good job! You beat me! Go ahead! Take him home! The back door's right over there! Goodbye, Edward Elric!
Edward: That was crazy, Al.
Alphonse: Haha, speak for yourself.
Edward: Now let's go home, together...
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