C&C- Bleach - "Irresistible, Puppet Show of Terror" [2/26]

[Neo Ultra Mike]

Well people me and Megaman X (who I again apologize for doing a talkback too early) are going to try going back and forth between talkbacks for Bleach so here's the talkback for this week's episode by me.

Opening 9 Veloncia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3TK6Sor2-8

Ending 17 Hitohira no Hanabira: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ppdbGUvTDA

LAST TIME: Yes folks Nel is actually Neliel, one of the former espadas. Espada number 3 to be percise. Naturally though our heroes don't seem to believe such a shocking revelation, not even Nel who denies all claims to the contrary. Nnortria then goes on like a jerk about it but Ichigo still just wants to beat him, and just winds up being beaten,pretty badly. Seriously he gets his wrist snapped at one point (though if you're doing that why not just cut off the arm Nnortoria or do you prefer just twisting bones instead of slicing them). And that's the cue for Nel to undergo a super sexy pink cloud transformation to a "busty beauty" with a... higher voice for some reason. Anyway she beats around Nnortira but he reminds her that times have changed since she's left and that being the old number three won't defeat the new number 5. Oh and Orihime isn't being held captive right now but you know how long will that last.

TODAY: Well I'm sure we'll get something of Nel and Nnortoria's continued fight, but there's also going to be a puppet show boys and girls. That's right a good old fashioned puppet show of... terror? I always knew those muppets had a secret dark side, and I'm not talking about what they said in Robot Chicken cause that show is... oh wait I think it has something to do with that other fight probably. But what? Find out tonight people.

And due to popular demand..THE ESPADA ROLL CALL!

Spoiler:

So from left to right we have
Ulquiorra Schiffer (Rank: 4th) - Is fairly cold and indifferent to most and one of Aizen's most loyal Espada responsible for kidnapping Orihimie and psychogically trying to break her. Which apparently isn't working too well but he did take out Ichigo. In turn Grimmjow helped revive Ichigo and sent this guy to some parallel dimension where he can annoy others with his emo indifference.

Starrk (Former Nickname: Lazy Bones. Rank: Unknown) - An Espada who likes his sleep. So much so he sleeps through hearing fellow Espada dying. Has an annoying female follower named Lilyenette who appearntly likes beating him up whenever he sleeps which I suspect are quite often.

Nnoitra (Formerly known as Spoonhead, who I now call Espoony Onne Rank: 5th) - Is tall and has a creepy smile made even more creepy by the fact he sounds like Dean Venture hitting puberty. Nnoitra has a Fraccion (an Arrancar chosen by an Espada to follow them) named Tesla and does not like fighting weak opponents wanting to be acknowledged as the strongest even if he already thinks he is. Despite the fact the guy's only ranked 5th. Yeah the guy needs to check that number tattooed on his tounge. Anyway now he's fighting a weakened Ichigo with his incredibley awesome looking sword sycthe thing. Will Ichigo win? No, as Nnortria pwned him and broke one of his wrists. Fourtantley Nel became Neliel and smacked Spoonhead around but this guy ain't nearly done yet.

Halibel (Former Nickname: Mrs. Underboob/Censorboob. Rank: Unknown) - The only female Espada who got her nickname due to her arrancar uniform, which as you can see was censored when it hit the anime. Has three female Fraccion followers (Mila Rose, Sun Sun and Apache) and is watching Ichigo and Grimmjow's battle and comments how it's like an Espada battle more then anything. And that's all we know about her.

Aaroniero Arruruerie (DECEASED) (Rank: 9th. Former Nickname: Mr. Bubbles. Arrancar Zanpakto: Glotoneria). Now it can be revealed: Aaronierio is the only Gillian member of the Espada. A two head weirdo who can actually absorb a hollow's abilities and powers when it dies. He actually ate the hollow who ate Kaien which explains why he can take his form. He's also the first Espada to show off his resurrecion which is some sort of giant.. purple tentacle monster with two jaws on either side of his body. He has the power of thousands of hollows and the potential to use all of their powers in his resurrecion form. Ruika killed him by stabbing him in the head. However he played his death to the other Espada and seemingly killed Ruika when she killed him.

Yammy (Rank: 10th) -The first Espada we've met and from what we've seen essistanly dumb and fairly easy to beat. If you're not Orihime or Chad that is.

Old Guy (Nickname Due To Not Being Named Yet. Rank: Unknown) Nothing really know about him besides the fact he's... old. And complains when people die stupidly.

Syazel Aporro Granz(Rank: 8th Former Nickname: NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and The Prissy one. Arrancar Zanpakto: Fornicarás) - The younger brother of Illford Granz (15th Arrancar and one of Grimmjow's Fraccions killed by Renji over 70 episodes ago at this point) Syzael is apparently the scientist of Hueco Mundo and enjoys collecting new expierments to work on, even those of his fallen team-mates and family members. A fairly sick and twisted indivudal but his fact finding made him able to counter all of Renji and Uryu's attack with only his shirt sustaining any true damage. The group has elected to run away from this weirdo, but he found them again in a snazzy new cape and has some new tricks to show them. Tricks such as his release where he puts a sword through his mouth and makes noises....yeah...THIS GUY. His release is Fornicarás which has already shown some of it's power by shooting out black goo at his opponents and if it lands on them, they create evil clones that only Syazel can control.

Affirmative Action Arrancar (Nickname Due To Not Being Named Yet. Rank: Unknown) - He's Affirmative action because he's the only true black arrancar/Espada in the anime. Yammy's more mexcian, Underboob's a mulatto and Tosen isn't an arrancar. Shown mediating after Aarenerio's death).

Grimmjow Jagerjaquez - Rank: 6th. (Zanpakuto: Pantera) Ichigo's Espada rival who reclaimed his spot after offing Luppi His rage and rebelling attiduing also makes him one of the more popular Espada. Especially when he smacked around the two ****** who were harassling Orihime, brought the orange haired "princess" to Ichigo so she could heal him, sent Ulqouirra somewhere and fought Ichigo for one last fight and was defeated. Grimmjow released Zanpakto is named Pantera which turns him into some sort of blue kitty kat man who Ichigo defeated, but then saved from being killed by Nnortira. I'm sure we'll see what happens to him after this fight, since considering he's quite popular the author Tite Kubo wouldn't just randomly forget him, right?

Oh and that's all the Espada right?.... Oh well I guess there's also her:



Nelliel Tu Oderschvank - (Rank: Formerly 3rd) Aka Neliel (since it seems like espada need to have double consonstans next to one another) aka Nel, who use to be a little girl Arrancar Ichigo met outside Las Noches. Her and her crew, the irritating comedy pair Dondochakka and Pesche, wound up joining Ichigo on his journey since Nel grew to really like Ichigo and look up to him. But as you can see this cute little child was actually quite the buxom beauty. What changed her? Well Nnortria had something to do with it by cracking her skull and making her the little girl, until he wound up snapping her out of it by attacking Ichigo. Now she's going to try and take names and kick ass. Nnortria's to be specifc as now she's the one fighting the Spoony Bard...stard.

SPOILERS ARE A NO NO: NO TALK OF FUTURE ARCS, EVENTS, CHARACTERS, AND ETC! ALL SPOILER TALK MUST BE TAKEN TO PM OR THE ANIME FORUM. YEP THAT MEANS NO SPOILER TAGS! THIS TALKBACK IS FOR THIS EPISODE ONLY!

Well that's it for this week everyone. Hope you all enjoy the episode... as much as it's possible for you to do so anyway.

[Gold Guy]

I forget if it is this week or next, but Pink Hair has a really sick power. Its actually kinda cool, in a sick way.

[zoombie]

Dam that pink haired freak and his twisted ways.

[Nobodyman]

Previously on Bleach: Nnoitora does to Ichigo what Micahael Bay did to Transformers and Nel reveals her *ahem* ...assets.

[Don_East]

It's the Muppet Show, with our special guest stars, the cast of Bleach!

Why do I always come here?
I guess I'll never know!

It shouldn't be a chore,
to have to watch this show!

SHOWTIME!

[zoombie]

Oh right, I love this music, it is my favorite Bleach score.

[Kitschensyngk]

Last time: Ichigo has an unexpected (and convenient) new ally.

[Nobodyman]

Oh great. Long recap.

Hmm, Szayel gives me an idea for a joke. What kind of makeup does a hollow use? Mask-ara.

.........okay, that was lame.

[trance2009]

Nel's talent for swallowing is unmatched, as we can see via this recap.

Shut it, pervs.

[Kitschensyngk]

That title card is more apt than you think. It's gone on so long I feel like I'm watching episode 193,391 right now.

[Don_East]

Am I the only that notices Grown Up Nel has the same face as Orihime?

Oh great, Cheapy McCheapCheap and his mirror fights.

[FFmax]

Why must you cut to this battle?

[Kitschensyngk]

Fight each other's clones.

And the comic reliefs are still neither comic nor a relief.

[Don_East]

I really, really, hate clones!

And I hate pointless comedy bits, please cut back to Nel.

[zoombie]

With friends like these, who needs enemy.

[FFmax]

A comedy bit routine? Sure, why not.

[animePWNS]

Could that difference be their eyes? Oh, you caught that.

Ooh, it's like those find the differences games.

PANTS?!!!

Tastefulness? From an Espada?

[Kitschensyngk]

Pesce's clones are more sartorially modest.

FIGHT EACH OTHER'S CLONES.

I wouldn't talk about fashion faux pas if I were dressed in a grade school butterfly costume.

[veemonjosh]

The pants make the clone.

[JShaggy]

It's official: Szayel is a metrosexual.