Second favorite episode after the court room one. Best moments:
-"This rabble of mid-level managers, teachers, doctors, lawyers, and Nobel laureates will BOW before the might of Leonardo Leonardo Leonardo! Sorry, Leonardo Leonardo."
-"There's a bottle with a note in it." "Then throw it out!"
-"Oh we have a delivery. A SPECIAL DELIVERY OF PAIN!!!" Just the way Jay delivers that line is gold.
-"For break, pull cart with teeth!"
-Jay completely disregarding the "Do Not Pull" switch
-The repeated "You wanted to see me, Coach Dante?" prank
-"Oh God, it's the kid in the helmet."
"Yes. LOOK at him."
-The incredible ease with which Dante is able to convince Jay to play on the team. "OK."
-The fact that Randal would rather read Asian chick nudie mags instead of allowing his Asian maids to have sex with him
"Well, actually, it's supposed to be "Leonardo's Plumbing and Heating and Escort Service", but it's eight cents a letter."
-The Challenger explosion joke
-"Go sexy Randal The Pharaoh Wizard!" (a guy with a net chases him)
-Jay's repeated "Get him!"
-Dante cropped out of the baseball picture at the end