Some unknown company buys Adult Swim and puts it on local public access channel

**SpaceCowboy** · 04-01-2006, 02:00 PM

DOOGEYSVILLE, WYOMING--In the latest bit of surprising news, some unknown group of individuals buys out Adult Swim from Cartoon Network for an unbelievably high amount of money that some guy found on the street or inherrited from someone. They plan to air the block on their own local public access channel. It will be renamed, "AdUlt Sweemzz".
"This is the greatest programming choice anyone could ask for," the head of the group said. Plans are to repackage the block by keeping the cards with white text on a black screen but due to rights issues, the programming will be replaced.
"We still plan to cater to the 18-34 demographic," said the head of the group.

Here are the shows being considered to air this fall when the block relaunches:

Public Domain Happy Owa:
A delightful program showcasing the best cartoons to come from the local Wal-Mart. Old familiar faces such as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck will appear in scratchy prints that used to run on TV over 30 years ago. "Due to the lack of budget now at the station blowing our money on getting the rights to use the Adult Swim brand, Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny are reduced to fuzzy blurs onscreen. The audio has been redubbed with background noise from the TV station. We hope you will enjoy." said the head of the group.

Guy Playing wit his Video camera:
Follow the delightful adventures of the garbage man across the street from the station as he does his daily deed to the community. The guy operating the camera shakes it because he does not know how to hold it right.

Cat TV:
The family cat sleeps on the living room television while an Adult Swim logo stays stagnant on the screen.

Home Movies 2:
Family home movies of little Tommy taking a bath and Uncle Joe hosting family gatherings.

The public access channel broadcasts in approximately 200 homes in the town. There are plans to expand soon.

**BrokenZaku** · 04-01-2006, 02:28 PM

This is an april fool's joke right?

**peacebyanymeans** · 04-01-2006, 02:29 PM

No, n00b.

**Juu-kuchi** · 04-01-2006, 03:41 PM

You ask us.

**Harlan_Phoenix** · 04-01-2006, 04:45 PM

lol Doogeysville

**Mr. Pedro** · 04-01-2006, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by SpaceCowboy

DOOGEYSVILLE, WYOMING--In the latest bit of surprising news, some unknown group of individuals buys out Adult Swim from Cartoon Network for an unbelievably high amount of money that some guy found on the street or inherrited from someone. They plan to air the block on their own local public access channel. It will be renamed, "AdUlt Sweemzz".
"This is the greatest programming choice anyone could ask for," the head of the group said. Plans are to repackage the block by keeping the cards with white text on a black screen but due to rights issues, the programming will be replaced.
"We still plan to cater to the 18-34 demographic," said the head of the group.

Here are the shows being considered to air this fall when the block relaunches:

Public Domain Happy Owa:
A delightful program showcasing the best cartoons to come from the local Wal-Mart. Old familiar faces such as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck will appear in scratchy prints that used to run on TV over 30 years ago. "Due to the lack of budget now at the station blowing our money on getting the rights to use the Adult Swim brand, Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny are reduced to fuzzy blurs onscreen. The audio has been redubbed with background noise from the TV station. We hope you will enjoy." said the head of the group.

Guy Playing wit his Video camera:
Follow the delightful adventures of the garbage man across the street from the station as he does his daily deed to the community. The guy operating the camera shakes it because he does not know how to hold it right.

Cat TV:
The family cat sleeps on the living room television while an Adult Swim logo stays stagnant on the screen.

Home Movies 2:
Family home movies of little Tommy taking a bath and Uncle Joe hosting family gatherings.

The public access channel broadcasts in approximately 200 homes in the town. There are plans to expand soon.

And this will still be better than 20 Oz. Mouse.