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Zixx Level Two: This "Pet Project" Recalls Unpleasant Ewoks

by Chad Boninon October 5, 2005
Lately on Zixx: Level Two, Zixx, Riley, Meghan, and Dwayne, along with the permanentally digital Flanngo, have been defending The Keep from aliens, most recently Mark O. Things get a little creepy in this week’s episode, “Pet Project,” as the world turns all Children Of The Corn with a freakish little girl. Can the heroes […]

"Jubei-chan 2" Vol. 1: The Ninja Girl Returns

by Benon October 3, 2005
The original Jubei-chan the Ninja Girl was damned by its title. Every time I saw it being pushed somewhere I assumed it was one the same old corny, pointless magical girl shows. When I finally did see it, I realized how wrong I was. It’s pointless, but in a truly unhinged, hilarious way. So when […]

"The Simpsons" Season 6: Hours of Heady Goodness

by Dr. Daedaluson September 30, 2005
Here it is: The sixth season of The Simpsons, all in a brand new case (more on that later). Seasons five and six (1994-1995) were what most people generally consider to be the finest hours of The Simpsons, and the stellar episodes on this new set prove it. So now, without further Apu, let’s break […]

"Zixx Level Two": "Now You See Him." Just Not in the States

by Chad Boninon September 28, 2005
Zixx Phunkee Zee, Flanngo, and a host of humans from suburbia have, if you’ve been watching the show up in moose country or reading the reviews here on Toon Zone, been defending the planet from an alien threat. Their battleground is not just their streets, but The Keep, a digital world accessible by portals. But […]

"Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki" Vol. 1: Here Comes The Bride, All Dressed in Exposition

by Chad Boninon September 26, 2005
Tenchi Masaki is the luckiest teenager in Japan. After a run-in with a space pirate years ago, he became the Prince of the Juraian Empire. What’s more, he’s surrounded by various space babes who want him. Life has been quiet since he wielded the three Light Hawk Wings in a climactic battle, but things are […]

"Dragon Ball GT" Vol. 1 to 4: The Unfantastic Four

by Chad Boninon September 25, 2005
At the end of Dragon Ball Z, the world was again at peace. Goku was training Ubuu, the reincarnation of the evil Buu, into a young warrior on the side of good. Pan, the daughter of Gohan and Videl, was showing her strength at the World Martial Arts Tournament. All was well and right, until […]

"Excel Saga" Soundtrack 1: Get Wacky!

by Dr. Daedaluson September 22, 2005
The comedy anime series Excel Saga is one of my all-time favorites. It has an uncontrolled comic energy that I hadn’t previously seen in anime and has more in common with an American cartoon like Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, or The Simpsons than, say, something like Evangelion, Sailor Moon, or heck, even other anime comedies. It […]

"Zixx: Level Two" Episode 3: His Name is Earl, and We Miss Him

by Chad Boninon September 21, 2005
SUPER HAMMER! Zixx and Flanngo, two alien operatives, are attempting to save the Earth from the other extraterrestrials. But the question we (and protagonist Riley) have to ask ourselves is are these two offworlders really the good guys? Riley might have trouble falling backward into their arms, as seen in Zixx Level Two episode three, […]

"Hand Maid May" Collection: The Series That Said "I'll Never Give Up!"

by Chad Boninon September 20, 2005
Who wouldn’t want to have a maid? Maybe the socially inept and those paranoid that the hired help would steal from them. But I’m sure stealing would be against the Laws of Robotics, and Kazuya is very socially apt. A tech genius attending college, Kazuya is accidentally sent a 1/6th scale robotic maid, May, at […]

Put 'Em Back: "Loonatics Unleashed" Is Just Mediocre

by Maxie Zeuson September 14, 2005
Six months after it was announced—six months after massive mainstream news coverage; anguished message board and blog posts; Internet petitions; scatological animated parodies; collisions with sex-toy manufacturers and Dutch character designers—six months after a near-riot, in other words, Loonatics Unleashed finally sees the light of day and reveals itself as… just another lousy action cartoon. […]