For Grown Ups

NTSF:SD:SUV – Wrecks The Mall – Season 3, Episode 12

by Alex Beanon January 6, 2014
Synopsis: NTSF:SD:SUV – okay, mostly Trent – is forced to deal with a terrorist mall Santa and his bad-ass, gun-toting elves who display no holiday spirit while aiming to teach everyone a little lesson about consumerism. Details: Kove is telling a holiday tale to Trent’s kids to get them to go to sleep so Santa […]

Comedians In Cars Getting Stuck In Boats

by Alex Beanon January 2, 2014
The third season of comedian Jerry Seinfeld’s popular web series, “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” has officially begun with Seinfeld taking fellow comic buddy Louis C.K. in a ride through New York in a 1959 Fiat Jolly and winding up on Louis’ yacht where he reveals a story – told through animation – of how […]


Disney Announces 2014 Theatrical Release Schedule

by Ed Liuon January 2, 2014
Disney has announced its full theatrical release schedule for 2014. Animated features include Studio Ghibli’s The Wind Rises in February, the sequel Planes Fire and Rescue in July, and the superhero film Big Hero 6 in November. May 30’s live-action Maleficent is also based on the villain of the 1959 classic Sleeping Beauty. The full […]

Anubis Moves Two Years Down The Road

by Alex Beanon December 20, 2013
“Anubis”, the animated movie from 20th Century Fox based on the 2006 novel “The Anubis Tapestry: Between Twilights” by Bruce Zick has been moved back two years from its original Summer 2016 release date. The as-yet-uncasted film tells the story of an archeologist who is on the business end of a mummy’s curse, sending him […]


Ant Man Finally Comes To The Marvel Picnic

by Alex Beanon December 20, 2013
After many months of vigorous speculation about just who will play the ant in the upcoming “Antman” movie, Marvel finally withdrew their picnic blanket of secrecy and revealed that Paul Rudd will be playing the role of Henry Pym, a scientist who – through the use of special Pym Particles [not available at CostCo] – […]

Lex Luthor Going To Phoenix?

by Alex Beanon December 19, 2013
The upcoming “Batman vs. Superman” movie with Ben Affleck starring as Batman and Henry Cavill as Superman may have one of their first string villains if rumors are true and Joaquin Phoenix is coerced into becoming nefarious Superman nemesis Lex Luthor. Phoenix has not confirmed he has been offered the plum role – or that […]


Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny

by Alex Beanon December 18, 2013
Santa visits Florida in 1972 and only good things can happen, right? Then Thumbelina comes along and – wait, what? A holiday classic of bad – completely overwhelming Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer…

Borderlands 2 Brings Out Some Frosty Snowmen For New DLC

by Alex Beanon December 18, 2013
Just in time to rain down some sugar plum fairy hand grenades in your head next week, “Borderlands 2” has launched a new holiday-themed DLC for its Headhunter series entitled “How Marcus Saved Mercenary Day” which takes you to the village of Gingerton where you will find an evil snowman [the Abominable Mister Tinder Snowflake]. […]


Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes Trailer

by Alex Beanon December 18, 2013
The apes and humans are back at it again next summer [release date: July 11, 2014] and the first trailer has been released for “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes” showcasing Andy Serkis in his motion-captured role as lead ape Caesar….

Joseph Gordon-Levitt May Become The Sandman

by Alex Beanon December 17, 2013
Like sand through an hourglass, it may be only a matter of time until Joseph Gordon-Levitt fully signs on to become “The Sandman” – a villain in wrests control of Dreamland and makes people decide whether they should live or die in their dreams. Gordon-Levitt is expected to be in the lead role of the […]