Australian Parliament Debates Banning All Cartoons

Canberra, Australia  - Following Australia's national internet censorship initiative, their legislation banning adult women who fit a certain body-type from pornography and the recent banning all cartoon pornography, Australian MPs have decided to use this momentum to introduce additional legislation that would ban all animated content, citing the rights of fictional characters. One MP stated "if we can't protect fictional characters from face-charring shotgun blasts, gravity-delayed falls from great heights and eye-popping horror, how can we expect to keep our children safe from the very same things? We must control and regulate the environments that we can to set an example." Under the legislation, each digital video file, DVD, Blu-Ray and VHS would be considered one count of felony indecency, with a minimum sentence of 5 years jail time, or one year of living in the outback with only a spoon with which to fend for yourself. Additionally, all convicted under the legislation would be added to the national sex-offender registry.

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