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Iron Man 3 Makes Its First Billion

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Tony Stark is a billionaire again. Coming up to its third week of domestic release, “Iron Man 3”, starring Robert Downey, Jr. as the billionaire/superhero Stark, is poised to make a billion dollars in worldwide gross by the time movie theaters close across the globe today – making it the 16th-biggest film of all-time and […]

Food Poisoning: Too Many Chefs In The Kitchen At Cannes

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Because creativity frequently takes a backseat to greed in Hollywood, there can be little to no surprise that two mostly comedic films named “Chef” are being promoted at the Cannes Film Festival for future release. The first “Chef” film – let’s call it Chef Jose – is from Sony and stars Bradley Cooper as a […]

Sony Wins Angry Birds Film Rights Auction

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Angry Birds is the number one downloaded, paid app of all time and now it is set to become a feature film as Sony has landed the film rights to the popular mobile video game depicting the eternal bird bourgeoisie vs. pig proletariat struggle and has already announced a release date. Finnish gamemaker Rovio will […]

New S.H.I.E.L.D. Extended Version Trailer Shows More Ming Na, Extra Serious Dialogue

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“What Does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for? Strategic Homeland Intervention whatever, whatever, whatever…somebody either wanted to spell the word “shield” or a writer really wanted to put that line in the extended version of the trailer for the new, upcoming [Tuesday nights on ABC this fall] television series “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”. Either way, Agent Coulson apparently […]

Hospital In Japan, San Diego In London

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Japan has probably had enough to deal with in its history – atomic bombs, killing dolphins and whales, bad karaoke – but now they get another test to their mettle as it was announced that Season Five of Adult Swim’s “Childrens Hospital” series will take place on a U.S. Army base in Osaka where the […]

Bring Out Yer Dead! Medieval Times Movie?

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Okay, so you thought that Arnold Schwarzenegger/”Toxic Avenger” thing was bad? Perhaps that was due to you failing to set the bar low enough for just what sort of feature film can get made these days [technical answer: just about any film]. So, if you were left bewildered and nonplussed by Arnie and Toxie, then […]

Are You Related To Sarah Connor, Toxic Avenger?

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Just when you think the world cannot possibly get any stranger than it already is, news comes down the pike that Arnold Schwarzenegger will be playing the lead role in the upcoming remake of “The Toxic Avenger” – the 1984 film from Troma Entertainment that became a cult classic at drive-ins and midnight film festivals […]

First Look At Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

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First, let’s all come to an immediate agreement that “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” officially enters the pantheon of horrendous names for a television series along with the likes of “Barney and Friends”, “Cop Rock”, Homeboys From Outer Space”, “Joanie Loves Chachie”, “BJ and the Bear” and “Manimal”. It should just be called “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.” […]

Archer – Sea Tunt, Part Two – Season 4, Episode 13

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Synopsis: In the season finale, Archer, Cyril, Lana and Ray pose as a news crew to infiltrate SEA LAB and try to disarm crazy Captain Murphy [Jon Hamm] and his nerve gas missiles only to discover it’s a hoax from him, a tax insurance scam for Cheryl’s brother Cecil and Lana’s pregnant. Details: When we […]

Blockbuster Films Doing The Release Date Hokey-Pokey

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Three blockbuster films changed release dates this week with two of the films chaning by a day and one removing itself from the schedule altogether. “Star Trek: Into Darkness” was looking at a sold-out opening across the country on its original release date of May 17, 2013, so they moved up to an official release […]

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