Bob’s Burgers – The Frond Files – Season 4, Episode 12
Synopsis: Mr. Frond is concerned about the “too creative” essays submitted by Tina, Louise and Gene – meaning Bob and Linda get called down to the school to painfully discuss the matter.
Details: The kids – Tina, Louise and Gene – have each constructed essays that all seem to paint Mr. Frond in an unpleasant light – or so Mr. Frond thinks – so he calls Bob and Linda down to the school to discuss the situation and go over each essay with them.
Louise’s essay has Mr. Frond as a Terminator-like being coming back from the future to destroy Louise only Darryl [Aziz Ansari] has also come back from the future to warn Louise. Darryl and Louise successfully liquidate Mr. Frond but then discover – to their horror – there are several more Mr. Frond replicants.
In Gene’s essay – “Fart School for the Gifted” – Mr. Frond is a teacher in gas class and he confiscates Gene’s keyboard, causing Gene to experience severe gastrointestinal distress and seemingly grow big hair. Gene eventually retrieves his keyboard and sings melodic “The Fart Song” over the school’s PA system.
Finally, Tina has constructed an “erotic fan fiction” essay portraying Mr. Frond as being the subject of a zombie hunt – zombies who all idolize Tina. Mr. Frond locks himself in the teacher’s lounge only to have the zombie-fied school nurse eat him while Tina’s hair flipping and flirting quell the zombies into submission.
The Poop and Skinny: Mr. Frond’s time machine worked and Darryl’s time machine didn’t – it tended to cause fires – so he could only come back as a narrator.
A vat of creamed corn is used to eliminate the first Mr. Frond Terminator.
Gene and Tina require Louise to thoroughly explain the “brownie chair surprise” prank to them.
The ToonZone Gold Best Line of the Episode Medal – “We made you a Get Well card – it’s a banana peel!” – Ollie and Andy.
The ToonZone Silver Second-Best Line of the Episode Medal – “No curiosity in the hall!” – Mr. Frond.
The ToonZone Bronze Third-Best Line of the Episode Medal – “They’re trippin’ on your flippin!” – Gene.
Left Side Store Neighbor of the Week – It’s Your Funeral Home Crematorium
Right Side Store Neighbor of the Week – North By North Vest.